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You assume they still hold them.

If they sold before the rise and need the GM share issue headroom to raise even more from the mugs here, I think I'd still be laughing at Christmas.

It's not AIM, Bengot.

No NOMAD supervising here. Don't be silly. It's just the fellas and their lifestyle grift.

In his latest performance Jimmy Too Teef even had the audacity to say that the board were holding their fees this year at last year's rate to share the pain.

I think the remuneration is somewhere around £50K a month.

Nice work if you can get it, as the old song goes.

PompeyM / Hamilton : "I've always tried to post facts"

Some days this comedy writes itself.

"Nothing groundbreaking"

Yeah, only potential 33% dilution!

You've got to vote for it of course. The only way this ssit show stays afloat is by issuing ever more confetti. And sod the Prospectus Rules, we'll just issue them to a director to get round that.

I wouldn't trust Batman, Robin and Jimmy Too Teef to run a public convenience, let alone a public company.

For those of us old enough to have lived through the South Sea Bubble, "an undertaking of great advantage, but no-one to know what it is" vibes.

Why am I here?

To highlight the spivs and lifestyle grifters that ply their spivvy lifestyle grift up the stagnant end of the London small cap pond.

SALT being a case in point. This product will never enrich equity shareholders, its only reason for being is to provide a vehicle for the management and City advisers to prey on unwary private investors. See also KEFI, TM1, GEX, CHLL..... an ever growing list.

"Nothing not to like in that update."

Apart from cash burn rate and actual cash balance pointing to a crash landing in T*ts Up Alley just before Christmas, meaning the likely discounted, dilutive fundraise is either about to commence or already underway.....

And before you say I just want a lower in price, I wouldn't buy this junk if it was the last share listed on London. I don't believe in the product, the stated commercials or the management team.

Nothing TO like. For financial masochists only.

So... when's the fundraise?

It's not all I do.

It's all you see.

Two very different things, CHUMP.

You'll be weeping if it emerges they sold their shares at $1.50 three months ago because they needed to make payroll.

"You'd be mad to be out of this at the moment.

In a few weeks you could be looking at a 5 to 7 bagger with a lot more to upside available.

This is Kefi's moment, Harry will be looking for maximum effect to the news release"

Newbies here about to be suckered in need to know that this exact post could have been put up any day in the last... I dunno... 7 years?

Don't fall for it. This time is never different.

Pure conjecture on my part, but could warrant holders have already sold some off-market to de-risk?

Bird in the hand and all that.

"it will double from here and be more than enough to repay the CLN debt. Throw in profitability from Recyclus and we are soaring back to 1p and beyond."

Oh boy am I bookmarking that one CHUMP. If the word on the street is right that will age like milk left out of the fridge.

Hahahahaha Armada!!!

I think that will need some sort of Damascene conversion!!!

"For you have heard of my previous way of life in small caps, how intensely I persecuted the church of LSE and tried to destroy it. I was advancing in Capitalism beyond many of my own age among my people and was extremely zealous for the traditions of my fathers."

— Galatians 1:13–14

Honestly, there is more chance of a second coming than for this lot to be giving up those warrants.

£1m CULS (already under water) plus Warrants (also under water) won't even touch the sides in terms of stock, listing fees and promotion.

And if you don't get the right rate of sale in the six months after paying listing fees, you either find yourself having to pay a further relisting fee or you are off the planogram.

That's the reality of big mult retail. But if you've been told a different story, good luck to you.

Building a FMCG brand in a crowded category is eye-wateringly expensive.

Money you well know Swanny the company does not have.

Fountains

So having launched a range of CBD products and failed to get the required rate of sale to keep their listings, they pivoted into selling vapes and failed to get the required rate of sale to keep their listings.

So now they are reinventing themselves as a "sales service for hire for FMCG brands" who presumably want to leverage that experience of... no wait a sec. That slide needs a bit more work.

For financial masochists only.

Lionel

Tell you what, you stop posting complete c*ck like "CHLL is not a FMCG company" when the latest RNS says "CHLL is a FMCG company" and I'll stop being "condescending".

Deal?

For Lionel, from the latest RNS

"About Chill Brands Group

Chill Brands Group plc (LSE: CHLL, OTCQB: CHBRF) is a distribution-led consumer packaged goods company focused on bringing novel fast-moving consumer products (FMCG) to market."

Lionel, please mate. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Chill is UNQUESTIONABLY a FMCG company.

Its success or failure will depend on building rate of sale per outlet for its products. How quickly you do that depends on how much money you want to throw at promotion, and how good your products are.

I suggest its products are bang average and it has no money to get listings and promote its SKUs.

The current incarnation has failure written all over it.

But different opinions are what makes a market.