Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
starts to rain. One of the ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts
it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get that?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces
to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after
all over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a camel.
Exactly a small puddle of oil from some poor sod trying to fill his car with oil on a lonely dirt track only to pour most of it over the engine and not in the tiny engine hole just like I do.
A few days later Casp surveyor comes along seeing the tiny oil spillage and reports this oil as seeping from the ground, as a jurassic oil field, he thinks it is easily recovered....it is.... no stuck pipes.... no need for them.... surely we can recover this oil they think ( little do they know the oil field is only 1/2 a liter in size) Carver gets so excited he cracks open another box of 24 krispy kreme donuts.
A day later they have aboard meeting and open discussions with the company who own this land and agree to buy the vast white elephant company for $15m with rights in recovering 1/2 liter oil from this field.....
I am tempted to go there and find a very small patch of land and pour 5 liters on the ground and ring up the donut muncher and sell my discovery for a fraction of this price.
To be Continued .......
Thanks everyone for posting cc smarty etc, very informative and much appreciated, do hope this motors as have far too many shares accumulated over the last 10 years getting average down only to see share drop further not far off break even now as i haven’t sold any…. I know….. either I am a potentially a genius…. or twat… answers on a postcard.
Pull backs are quite normal, healthy for a share, aim is more volatile than most shares in other index's, traders will be taking recent profit, people will also be selling some all there positions on the recent good news hoping to re enter later when the price drops which with aim shares tends to happen after an announcement with further lack of regular news as we have seen to date all quite normal,
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As much as I like to believe that, imv it will all depend on news flow and no delays going forward, from experience when dealing on Aim one can be surprised of movement in either direction for no particular or logical reason, no doubt that the MM’s do like to shake the tree to hit stop losses.
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Ken Dodd was done for tax dodging and went to court when asked by the beak why he evaded paying his tax, he said that his all his financial affairs were looked after by this accountant, the judge said to him where is your accountant he is dead your honour said Dodd, that's very convenient said the beak, not for the accountant said ken!