JDs Xmas present6 Dec 2019 21:49
I’ve heard from reliable sources that JDs xmas present will be a youtube video of JD, FP and DW having an Aston Martin Drag Race – JW is the timekeeper, having just come from his charity for share tips work (what a hero). Before the race they give a short presentation on how it’s been a tough year for them appreciating shareholder value, especially with the slight mishap of paying for advertising in FIFA instead of the other way around (this now having been ironed out by executing everything in the right order) but conclude by saying they were very excited that they handled their 20p share sell well considering the market conditions. Then it’s race time! - can’t say who wins (that would be telling – NDAs and all that) but there’s a lot of high fiving at the end with tea and white toast all around as they announce to camera the securing of a massive new Vox contract after many months of negotiation (paid by shareholders naturally) that will last until September 2020 directors lock in period. Merry Xmas.