RE: 199 Likes, 8 comments and 30 re-posts21 Oct 2024 14:41
RM wakes up to the sound of a phone ringing next to a luxurious marble lined pool in the south of france. Azure seas stretch into the distance under a crisp blue sky. The smell of lavender fields carries on the breeze. The yacht sways gently in the harbour. His eyes focus. For a split second, RM hesitates to answer it in case it's PM phoning from Boots asking for his old job back.
RM: Good morning?
Phone: *mumble mumble mumble*
RM: Er, thepalawho? palawhat salary that has never what a product to market? You do know there were two parts to that statement?
Phone: *mumble mumble*
RM: Mr Williams, isn't it? Why do you pretend not to be Williams when asked?
Phone: *mumble*
RM: Yes, I am the highest paid CEO of an AIM company *that has* never brought a product to market. Yes, in 20+ years.
RM: No, MR Williams we already have one passive aggressive sycophant working on the forum we don't need another.
*bzzz*
RM puts down the phone. Raises an eyebrow. Chortles. Then relaxes and goes back to sleep for another year.