RE: PBLJ23 May 2018 01:10
pijoe,
"Ad- is that a real job Hur are advertising?"
What, 'Executive Director for Motorcycling on the FPSO helideck' ? I suspect not, but a lot of people run round helidecks for exercise, so why not have motorbike races as well ?
Probably wouldn't be sanctioned by HSE these days, but (excuse waay O/T, everyone) I've seen some strange things done on helidecks. Offshore Dubai in 1993 the Company Man of the rig I was on happened to be a golf nut, and he was pals with one of the supply-boat skippers, so he had a golf club with him on the rig, and whenever that boat arrived there was a parcel of a hundred or so golf balls for him. Which he'd proceed to drive off the helideck and onto the supply-boat's deck if it was clear. And he had a radio with him with which to remain in contact with the skipper, suggesting where to position the vessel !
And there was fun on the Montrose Alpha in late summer 1982, my boss the Driller taking time out to shoot at seagulls with an Uzi submachine gun. Courtesy of the SBS, who were onboard for a few days along with various other military units doing an 'antiterrorist' exercise. For some reason (and against all regulations) those SBS nutters (their own term: interesting people to talk with) had come aboard with some live ammunition... But they were just back from the Falklands, so it probably just felt normal. And the Driller was a gun-freak, when that was still legal and acceptable in Britain.
Happy days... Couldn't happen now, probably.
Oh, and there was the time (1979) someone flew an inflatable sex doll filled with divers' helium of the crown block of a rig I won't name the day the company President and VP (won't name the company either) came out to visit, with their wives as well. That took some pre-planning, and there was hell to pay afterwards. But the conspirators (and perperators) were never actually identified, though, so nobody lost their jobs. (A solid, tight-knit crew.) The chopper pilot was heard to say in the mess-room during the visit that he had had trouble landing, however, because both he and his co-pilot were laughing so much...