RNS translation service29 Sep 2016 09:33
Dear mug punters
The game is up.
We've diluted the life out of this over the past 3 years in order to keep our personal bank accounts full of cash.
Now we can't convince even the worst bucket shops to give us any more because our reputation is dirt, we are synonymous with false promise and non delivery and there simply isn't the liquidity to facilitate flipping so much as a pancake worth of shares.
Let's we're going to do what all good AIM dogs do and try and pretend like it never happened.
With a hundred to 1 consolidation we can start diluting the hell out of it again and we will even change the name so people forget who we are.
Luckily we've got a load of old headed paper from 2011 when we were first admitted as Gold Mining Company which bears only the initials so we can reuse that and save money for ourselves.
Oh...and ps....we desperately need cash....kids go to see grandparents in Perth for Xmas and flights aren't cheap, plus I'm thinking of getting rhinoplasty because my nose seems to get bigger with every RNS issued.
So expect a placing in a minute. Reckon we will need a couple million.
We will get the shard crew back to ramp the life out of it while they join in the flipping. they'll be back on the boards before you know it.
Thanks for being our loyal mug punters,
Your indefatigably dilutive leader
GK