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Just come out on deck & Serious amounts of Bot fever ,
Majority invested are rather glad to be in current position awaiting kings ransom , tomorrow would suffice as birthday & in the competition chair
Rums all round

Hope you filled your boots this morn , the compass is pointing northwards

Poor Septic Lil , she’s upset as didn’t even make the list & the pleasures & sacrifices given to every ramping shipmate , she’s demanding a recount

Cheers Anders , & think whoever comprised the list needs some rum & perhaps get out more

Evening
Saxon & Anders , missed today is this an anti bot fly premier league ?

Someone got a nicely worked Moby dick sized bargain , I grabbed a fist full today but not quite that big More of a Halibut , lth & firmly believe the compass is pointing north for 2020 .

Morning
Absolutely Beautiful out on deck , rum on your cornflakes, sunshine cascading across the rippling water, & pondering the biblical imminent news due to land on every shipmates lap, however ,
Been slightly spoilt by the thumping noise , disturbing grunts & the unpleasant whiff of pickled whelks , which turned out to be Septic Lil doing her medieval aerobics.
Ian , Good luck today & to all invested shipmates , I think the Bots are still asleep .

A1EX ,
You must have an absolute whopper of a telescope & that’s not a euphemism, to get pictures like that ,
I’ve been up in the crows nest with the brass spyglass & cant see past Septic Lils hairy krevis

Mac ,
the words your looking for are ‘Bot Flies ‘ hatched from satins sphincter itself , sent to bore under the skin & feast on the flesh of investors with the sole purpose to create disruption, division & unfounded uncertainty on these boards .
You certainly require skin thicker than Moby Dick on here

Tumble weeds on deck ? Have we sailed through the Bermuda Triangle

Afternoon All
We been anchored for four months now , with the mercury on the ‘anticipation meter ‘reaching mouth watering levels for all invested & with all the potential share value figures tossed around its got to put a tingle in every shipmates Mutton Musket
Even Septic Lils been & had her Lobster pot decorated with palladium vagazzling
All invested will be generously rewarded when the rns lands & I’d be happy with this week as my birthday & in the chair for guess competition

Late Evening To All invested salty sea dogs
Had to Row to shore to attend a funeral of an old shipmate called Vinnie that unfortunately bit the dust after overdosing on prescription drugs like viagra ,
It was a laughable send off as took ten of us to get his coffin lid on !
Think Perhaps I’ve had far to much Rum out on deck , it’s the mrs & my birthday over next few days , & have a smashing gift awaiting here as have all invested shipmates .

Have a couple on here been on the Rum or sniffing pva the English makes no sense - Fizzy &
Frankie

Can a couple of shipmates row to shore to medieval Argos & get half dozen paraffin heaters it’s bloody draughty in this cabin
Septic Lils Lobster pot can’t function at these temperatures, I think she’s half reptile as she requires tropical heat to get the growler purring .
Hope all invested shipmates are preparing your canons for the monumental ,Herculean Palladium day .
Just a slice of harmless nautical banter as quiet on deck not even the buzz of the Bot flies .

Blue skies , bags of buying

Excellent Ian
The relevant paperwork is always in order with yourself holding the Quill aboard this vessel .
Have you been to the beach for the day , packed in with all the burnt lobsters ?

Nice20k buy popped in

Afternoon
Can any shipmates hear a sizzling sound accompanied by a fishy whiff of burning whelks ,
It’s ruining the sunbathing ambience,
It’s ok mystery solved , Septic Lil is sunbathing & using a mixture of Rubby Dubby & goose fat as tanning lotion
Ian - did I forward a guess date for the Massive Mashings landing

The mice have escaped & are buying all the shares as they know what’s coming

Looking quality , hope all invested managed a top up this morn ,
Can anyone smell that positive whiff In the air of incoming news/deal .