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Morning All
Bonkers on the beaches yesterday, packed with burnt lobsters with barbecuing turkey twizlers !
Only quality seafood nibbles served & washed down with Rum for all invested shipmates

Morning
Hemo certainly has plenty of quality arrows in the quiver even before covid however that also could potentially been extremely lucrative , I’m a lth so all tweets, news & the propelling into the spotlight is all good .
Still the ruby in the pharma bag of conkers in my eyes .

Evening
We had ‘Saturday Night Bot Fever ‘ yesterday pulling some embarrassing shapes on the dance floor , now there loitering around the Sunday Dinner table for scrag ends ,
There’s fly footprints in the Horseradish sauce !
Hope all shipmates managed a spot of R&R today .

Another beautiful day on deck & for all invested
Anticipation will only build to a biblical crescendo when Herculean news lands .
Great work from shipmates yesterday repelling the usual ‘ Saturday night Bot fever ‘ I hope there dancing is better than there desperate negativity attempts otherwise they will ejected from the Velvet Mermaids Bar & Grill by the Bot Bouncers .
Great times ahead & now time for full English & a sunshine day on the water .

Altogether a good week for all invested , let’s see what huge rns gets loaded in the canon next .
In the meantime All shipmates grab a Rum & head out on deck for medieval open air cinema with tonight’s feature movie ‘Silence of the Bots ‘ , starring Hannibal the Nibbler.

Pompeyrod
That is great news for you & your family ,
All shipmates raise a glass for Pompeyrod tonight

Can a shipmate have a word with Septic Lil ,
she’s parading around the deck with nothing but a razor clam covering her lobster pot
Even the seagulls are nervous , every time she struts past all I can think of is Lancaster bomb doors

Good luck to that gentleman, a large Rum will be waiting on deck .

Late Evening All
Since winning the guess competition, a couple of shipmates have gone missing after spending the night with Septic Lil
Hope they didn’t get to close to her lobster pot , it’s rumoured to be as deadly as a Box Jellyfish ,
Any victim can be Paralysed then engulfed & devoured , there’s even a rumour that’s where the third man on the grassy knoll is hiding .
Just a slice of neutral poor humour , as great day yesterday for all invested ,but still a hand full of hole pickers moaning .

Morning
Can a shipmate open a cabin window & let this lonely Bot fly out , I think he’s been left behind
There is no rotting meat to feast on here

Luc
Yes posts went through bermuda triangle ,

Today has certainly Relaxed the shipmates that we’re squirming like a conger on crack , & unfortunately sent all the rectoidal nibbling Bot flies to Davy Jones locker

Danielc43r- to note , is definitely aboard this vessel

Evening all ,
Looking quality on here and I’m sure many shipmates are sat with a Rum in hand pondering our mouth watering next rns
What’s weird , no bot flies out in the eve , no bot spray required

Afternoon All ,
Excellent Day for all invested , good to see plenty of original crew out on deck ,
The Bots have been silenced , however better put a couple of shipmates in the crows nest in case of kamikaze Bot fly
Genuine Rums all round for every single invested shipmate

Plenty topped up on that dip I certainly added , will be way north of here in months to come .
Still the ruby in a bag of conkers .

Can a shipmate turn the ambience music up to the mezzanine deck ,
All I can hear is a weeping,snivelling sound , I think it’s Negative Bot flies off the starboard side floating upside down .
Shipmate saxonaxe has cranked up medieval Mr whippy & Lobster ice cream now being served to the stern For all invested shipmates

I have knocked on Septic Lils cabin door , she is preparing herself for the big night to surrender her lobster pot to the competition winners
Perhaps The lucky shipmates should bring some antibiotics & medieval lube
First box ticked for all invested now let’s see what’s in the treasure chest

The Bots & tearful,wingless,shrivelled husks tossed overboard

Morning All,
Superb news for all invested !
Late to deck as had to organise Rentakill to sweep all the snivelling negative bot flies overboard ,
& good to see some of the flapping flounders smiling ,
Last minute news is always the best , perhaps Rum on your cornflakes .