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Can all invested shipmates save the battles for the Bot flies , as we are all locked in & anchored awaiting news from the crows nest ,
Have a rum & get Septic Lil to polish your doubloons that should reduce the flapping
We all want full mashings just wait a little longer

Septic Lils got seven figures tied up here,
Well I mean seven fine figured salty sea wenches tied up in her basement , & if that RNS lands today I’ll be joining them for a monumental oily lobster pot Romp

Happy anchored to get the best deal, Have a Rum & loosen your bullets ,
in the meantime HEMO , stock looking mouth watering for a splash of rum cash , I’m lth - imo

Seems to be a lot of flapping flounders on deck , private investors harassing the company like a lynch mob won’t speed any news up , I’m happy with an extension to get the best news ,
let’s see what comes to the crows nest .

Plenty loaded up yesterday at these levels , I bagged a fistful , was a quality stock a month, year ago & still is with plenty of mouth watering news in the pipeline ,deals take time .

Yes Ian , the massive anticipation has silenced the shipmates all I can hear is the creaking of the oak beams & Lil singing in her cabin
even the Bots are non existent ,
Have faith speckled Jim will bring news

All invested shipmates will be personally served your finest throat massaging ,liquid delights , by
Septic Lil at the Velvet Mermaids Bar & Grill
Compliments of EUA , for been wise enough to invest in this great company with monumental assets ,
whatever you invested & however long you’ve been aboard it’s going to blow your mutton Musket ,
Perhaps even tomorrow!

Ian ,
cheers for that , not only a mouth watering RNS tomorrow,
but also the huge bonus of having a grapple with Septic Lils lobster pot , she is currently purring like a v12 Maserati in anticipation & licking her leathery ,bubonic lips , such a temptation !

Can all invested feel that anticipation pulsating , almost throbbing sensation awaiting news , absolutely fantastic & no bot negativity will suppress that or the Biblical outcome
Get a splash of Rum on your cornflakes .
Ian, not sure if any other shipmates have a guess in for 30/6/20 but please put me down ,

Whatever the final mouth watering figures are delivered by speckled Jim the carrier pigeon To all us invested shipmates ,
One thing is for sure It’s going to be Monstrously Herculean & all will bathing in Rum & laden with huge bags of swag
Until then resist the Bots & have skin thicker than Septic Lils tradesmans entrance .

Ginger ,
No calculation just his opinion that worth little & shorts may win .

Evening
Can a couple of shipmates give the decks a fresh lick of anti Bot paint , as were infested , & check the latrine flap is closed as Septic Lils been for a Serious clear out & that’s a magnet to the Bot flies
We’ve even got stars & stripy Bots loitering
Could this be the Herculean week all investors have been polishing the Muskets for ,let’s hope so & first barrel of Rum will be rolled to shipmate Ian .

Saxon ,
Next week indeed , , & it’s rumoured Septic not only drinks that throat stripping Rum but also washes her Lobster Pot , apparently Sailors find it irresistible
Ian ,
Great Graft again & a good read over my full English , all invested will be salivating in coming weeks awaiting incoming news makes this delicious black pudding taste even better .
Off topic - I see the classic English weather has cleared the muppets from the beaches .

Afternoon All
Some serious graft been carried out On deck by various shipmates , especially Ian , Mac , & many others let’s have a Hammock & Rum prepared & perhaps a back massage by Septic Lil with some of her oily love potions .
Crabby 08 , not a problem anyone with a nautical name is entitled to a minor typo , & as Ian mentions sounds like the loading of palladium canons could be imminent.
No sign of Saturday night Bot fever as yet

Cheers Ian ,
She is currently sulking , a bit like the beach Muppets near yourself who hopefully will be washed away in these thunder storms with there cheap plonk & horrendous budgie smugglers

Rather Hot out on deck, so if all invested could casually meander to the starboard side ,
There are Squid & Lobster kebabs marinated in Rum & Black pepper sauce now being served , & all to be washed down by crates of medieval Bollinger .
Unfortunately for all the non invested negative Bot flies it’s another trip to anthrax island to share a bag of rotting jellyfish .
Can a Shipmate give EUA a nudge as Septic Lils getting rather aggressive awaiting competition win .

Friday pm push would suffice & finish well above 6 as plenty more mouth watering news in the pipeline .

Great news for all invested , again Hemo delivers ,said many times before & lth hemo is the ruby in the bag of pharma conkers glows again , hope all added a few over past week , blue day coming

Morning All
Not been on deck for a few days , had a couple of days out on the water in this scorching weather ,
Unfortunately Septic Lil has also been sunning her sizeable yet voluptuous leathery carcass ,
She wanted to look her best for today as in the chair for the guess competition,
however using a diesel strimmer for her bikini line & Derv for suntan lotion has left her looking like a napalmed Manitee
No one deserves it more to land our biblical rns , I think Saxon would also enjoy his night .
I see the Bot flies have been breeding in the heat .

Jarrovian
That sounds like a perfect view to nibble your full English , especially in this weather can’t beat water lapping around you .