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Probably setting the bar a little high perhaps drop it about 10 ft ,

She’s not happy , Septic Lils , banging on my cabin door demanding mutton musket
As much as Trift is a beautiful lady , she’s not the salty sea dog with shovel hands & leathery skin she was expecting ,
Any shipmates fancy a delve in the festering depths of Lils Lobster pot just bring half a gallon of Rum & some antibiotics

Jamsaral
As Musso74 , says however perhaps add ‘alot ‘ any shipmate invested deserves a Rum after yesterday’s news ,
& Boris has given free transport all over the country for Covid

Junglejane
Assume you meant Fingers

Off Topic & as we are anchored with hands on the lute , mentioned other week Hemo , stock for a slice of rum cash If anyone was interested , lth & great further potential .
If this offends any shipmates I stand with my gonads dangling for a free kick

Morning ,
Absolute quality yesterday for all invested , perhaps one or two blurry eyed today & why not .
Even now, the negative Bots & fresh hatchlings continue to climb the rigging .
Unfortunately the battle is over , you lost, surrender , wave your white flag or skid ridden Y fronts & head back to Anthrax island in your hole ridden coracle snivelling in harmony.
Anyone shipmate seen Septic Lil

Difficult to keep Quality stocks Down , mouth watering Potential in the pipeline for all invested & plenty loading up .

What a bloody cracking day for all invested ,
we’ve had em all , shorting attacks, share price manipulation, Verbal vomit on Twitter , manufactured rectoidal hearsay from the maggot farm , & of course daily Botfly attacks blended with new accounts , however
We may have battle scars but each & every invested shipmate can seriously milk the financial nipples now & all the negative Bot flies can crawl back up satins sphincter.
Even Septic Lil looks tempting today !

Saxon - great day & hope you manage a glass tonight
Ian - cheers to you , & yes classic error , her moniker is different to sign off ,

Okfornow
As Septic Lil has said on many occasions it’s big but not the biggest !
We had over 1000 before

Apologies for my last post have the correct thread now ,
Far to much Rum & sea air , starting to resemble an Apache Moccasin with radishes as eyes !

Thrift
Apologies , never realised , I’ll get my coat .

Trift8082
Hope your ready to have your eyes opened,
Septics been preparing herself all day , doused in horrific perfume which whiffs of rubby Dubby & wearing her seaweed thong
Probably best to have a skinful in advance

Absolutely Monumental news on a Gargantuan scale for all invested , that being the key word ,
Unfortunately , non invested negative Bots there’s a concrete canoe with balsa wood paddle awaiting off the port side .
Septic Lils been knocking up some lobster vol au vents & pickled Haddock lips for all shipmates to nibble on & washed down with gallons of Rum ,

This is a Herculean day for all invested & if that news hasn’t put a twinge in every shipmates Blunderbus including all the glass half empty Flapping flounders then there’s no hope .
& don’t be concerned over the negative Bot flies ,
Septic Lil is currently giving the decks a fresh lick of anti bot fly paint , mind I’ve seen a yard brush held like that before !

Every single invested shipmate raise a glass of your favourite tipple As this is grand day !
Not for the gargantuan news we have all been waiting for but for putting up with my horrendous
Nautical gags for the last couple of years ,
I’m thinking of giving my wooden leg & flea ridden parrot to the Bot flies as momentum for battles lost ,
However we are keeping Septic Lil

Simmering yesterday & it continues, Ruby in the bag of pharma conkers

Gargantuan News
If all invested shipmates would like to make there way to the starboard side ,
& view the weeping,snivelling cluster of negative Bot flies huddled together desperately trying to plug the holes in there sinking short coracle
Even Septic Lils out on deck raising a glass & dancing ,
When I say glass I mean bucket & I don’t why but every time Septic dances about I think of John Wayne’s saddle bags .

Morning All
All sounds biblically mouth watering for all invested , All shipmates on deck to raise a glass to yourselves as , the canons are loaded .
obviously will be dissected by the Bots

Altogether a quality day & Directors dipping there danglers in is a bonus ,
& as mentioned before HEMO has plenty of quality arrows in its quiver , lth & beginning to simmer nicely for all invested .
Don’t know who’s having the nipper but new life is always good .