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Can you feel that suspense Brewing ....
its absolutely phenomenal , & each & every invested shipmate will be lifted to a Herculean stature by Friday
Unfortunately, all the negative Maggots will be deflated,rotting husks floating of the port side like Bot fly croutons .
Load the Galley with seafood hors d’oeuvres & gallons of Rum

*wearing

Morning All ,
An excellent deterrent to clear beaches is to send Septic Lil on earring her seaweed thong bikini ,
That would do the trick

To show appreciation for all the nocturnal graft that Septic Lil has generously carried out on behalf of all shipmates ,
I thought she deserved a bank holiday treat so rowed Her to shore for a medieval candy floss on the beach, unfortunately,
She didn’t apply enough factor 50 goose lard & now resembles a napalmed Manatee & as for the candyfloss , someone needs to tell her your supposed to eat it not use it as a chimney brush for her lobster pot .
Cracking week coming or all invested .

Herculean week coming for all invested , I’m certainly confident ,
it was all about what’s in the ground last year and still is , the virus may have brought a dark cloud but like all dark clouds they eventually blow away ,
It’s just a pity king Bot & is feasting maggots don’t .
Genuinely hope that every single invested shipmate makes a few quid after news lands , it will be Rums all round & that includes bobrad as I believe you Perhaps are invested .
Enjoy the beautiful bank holiday sunshine ,I certainly will on the water today .

They Underestimated the power of the jungle Bot fly spray as they have underestimated the magnitude of the imminent rns coming this week .

Invasion has commenced , right on cue , time for a lick of Bot spray

Ian ,
Excellent choice & perhaps a glass in every shipmates hand
Pommy 1972
You are already aboard & knock on Septic Lils Quarters about 1am you will know which door it is the one with all the bluebottles hovering outside & the reek of crab sticks

Quality Ambience building aboard the beast one or two regular shipmates missing Probably Gone for a spot of R&R on shore
Rum & jungle anti-Bot fly spray now available on the top deck as hatched evening shift Bots imminent

Saxon ,
Yes the huge throbbing canons will get a full broadside this week that’s for sure .

As you can see by spikeyj guess competition, by the process of democracy & vote there are 85% Bullish & 15% bullsh#t guesses on this stock
Send a couple of shipmates for plenty of Rum going to be a monumental week for all invested

A1EX ,
That’s because King Bot doesn’t deal in hard earned cash , but by rotting diseased meat !

King Bot is getting desperate , sending fresh hatchlings of latrine lickers to do disruptive dirty work , these snivelling Botflies will be infesting this board with sacks of verbal vomit over coming week

Email , for confirmation of Q&A moved to Thursday from wed , let’s see if any developments, I am not as negative as many on here, just taking longer , ok a lot longer .

Ian,
A generous Olive branch thrust from the port side , take it Bobrad & come aboard leave the Dark side once & for all , plenty of Rum for another ,
Assuming your invested of course .

Luc & DUFC23
Good uplifting tune choices however to thrust this beast & all on it ,
perhaps we require powerful,Herculean almost Biblical theme perhaps , Camille saint - Saens , Samson & Delilah or Septic Lils favourite - Bodies By Drowning Pool ,

On Friday there will be a wooden leg, a rusty hook hand & a parrot for sale if anyone’s interested ,
Perhaps the Bot flies can have them as a war momentum for battles lost .

All the negative Bot flies will be desperately licking there weeping wounds this time next week
As all invested will be sailing off into the sunset with , bags of doubloons, barrels of Rum & smiles all round .
So thought we would have Bang and olufsen in to fitout the Galleon with some medieval ice ready for the big party
We already have the DJ on board MC Septic Lil I’ve heard she’s good at Mixing and scratching ,
Mind that tends to be around her lobster pot due to her crab infestation
We looking for appropriate Tune requests from shipmates to lift the mood

Wow that was quick ,
You can get Instant coffee , instant whip ,
now it’s Instant Bot

I’m also off to the Velvet Mermaids bar & Grill to drown my sorrows as didn’t win the guess rns competition so therefore no full mashings with Setic Lil