Member Info for Tillywhiz

We’ve had it all on here ,

In fact ever since I caught Septic Lils eye in the Velvet Mermaids Bar & Grill ,

Mind You , I had to catch it as she threw it at me on the dance floor , her glass one ! , ha

We’ve had more or less everything on here ,

Manipulation, - Velcro fingered mms chucking the stock about like haddock at a Whitby chippy on a bank holiday

Infestation - Bot hatchlings emerging from there pupae case on a daily basis & feeding on investors flesh

Accumulation, - the astute nibbling & netting the stock in prep for the deal of the decade

Huge Reversals & I’m not talking about Septic Lil climbing out of the jacuzzi

Wafflization - verbal vomit & spurious boll0cks oozing from every Bots orifice

Jubberization - apparently when your sausage finger slips presses the napalm button & all sphincter hair within a 10 m radius is singed immediately

Biblicalization - where all invested reach the golden shores & collect the kings ransom after this long & eventful journey & served gallons of grog by dozens of Randy Russian vixens naked & drizzled in goose fat .

So come on Piper stop milking the financial nipples on this deal , both greedy mitts & feet trying to get 12 months of fees ,
It’s time to Deliver the financial bacon to deck wrapped in a juicy special divi

Massive Rums all Round,

Jt , caw , fish ,

Yes certainly on that 27 bungee however may go to the top of trading zone pm not that matters to the oil painting , just good to see .

ii are certainly netting stock , why not with a potential special divi incoming

Rums all Round

Teabreak update - on the numbers for those interested on the compass direction

Stock price 27.25
Volume 2.6million -
Vwap 27.22 - median sat above 0.2 - breeze in our sails & noticed a tick up on the buying
Mia/ median trades - 400k of mixed kippers

Plenty of buys slipping through might be worth giving the main sail a quick iron as blue waters on the horizon

Rums all Round

JT & all
Absolutely mate , ‘Oprah Winfrey ‘ show if you know what I mean .

Rums all Round

Apologies for posting twice , having difficulties with posting ,
Some weasel Bot sabotaging my account

Rums all Round

For reference vwap 27.2 to start
Still on that 27 p bungee 1p either side

Rums all Round

For reference vwap 27.2 to start
Still on the 27 bungee

Rums all Round

Morning Ian, sax & all
No guesses in the competition, Ian could you put Septic Lil down for today , she says ‘she feels lucky ‘ can’t argue with a determined woman ,
That’s like putting your head in a crocodiles jaws & saying be gentle .

AGM on the horizon, I expect a conclusion prior to then .

Rums all Round

Evening All , not been on deck much today had a lot of plates spinning , so time for a relax & a Rum

Flymo Fran has invited Surrender Brenda & her Daughter for dinner & she is growing up

( Flymo Fran got that name as she has flattened that much grass , Ha )

At the dinner table ,

Brendas daughter realised that she had grown hair between her legs.

She got worried and asked Brenda about that hair.

Her Mum calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair."

Her daughter smiled.

At dinner, she told her Auntie Fran , : "My monkey has grown hair."

Her Auntie smiled and said: "That’s nothing, mine is already eating plenty of bananas."

Ha ha

Rums all Round

Come on Piper ffs

the crew have been patient ,
the crew have been tolerant of the Bots ,
the crew have tossed bags of dosh in this company
the crew have suffered manipulation at the Velcro fingered mms
the crew supped copious amounts of grog

So Piper stop milking the deal & bring the financial bacon wrapped in a special divi to deck

Rums all Round

JT ,
Just seen your post , no problem have been plate spinning elsewhere just bobbed my swede on deck periodically .

Rums all Round

JT , Caw , & all

We are on the 27 elasticated bungee whatever the vol , balance of stock , or what colour Septic Lils crackers are ,
however we all know the ii are nibbling in the shadows & why not with a potential’ special divi ‘ in the pipeline.

Rums all Round

Teabreak update - on the numbers for those interested in keeping there mince pies on the rudder

Stock price 27
Volume 9.2 million
Vwap 27.39 - median sat below headwind
Mia/ median trades - 500k of mixed bag perhaps a kipper

Volume has dried a tad pm , some 50,000 sells slipping through each to there own however in my eyes must be bonkers at this stage of the game & at this price , however all sells being mopped up by the astute .

Rums all Round

Anyone fancy a Rum ?

FFS get the Mop & Bucket out & clean the decks these usual suspects are taking over the board with meaning less petty fallouts it’s making my mid morning Kippers curl !

This board was probably the best board on the LSE for info, facts & camaraderie,
Yes we had Bots climbing the rigging , but easily tossed overboard with there waffle ,

However recently there’s an element on here who take over the board , argue for arguments sake over f@ck all in fact as trivial as the colour of orange juice !

Don’t ever **** the the nautical banter off again , at least that builds ambience .

Rums all Round

11 am numbers for those with one eye on the cogs turning
Still on that elastic to 27 always keeping us below the 29 hurdle .
Vol bought 3614,657
Vol sold 3237198
EUA.XLONEURASIA MINING PLC ORD 0.1PClose 27.9 (14-MAY-2021)GBX
SegmentASQ1
Trade Hi29
Trade Lo26.535
Trade Count356
Auction27.5
SectorAMQ1
Auto Vol
VWAP27.40353- clawing north since initial drop - median just above .
Cum Vol7,198,529- better volume - Mia/ median trades- 200k ish -
EMS50,000
PE Ratio-687.5
LAT27.5-0.4 (-1.43%)10:38:11
LAT Hi27.5-0.4 (-1.43%)11:00:21
LAT Lo27.5-0.4 (-1.43%)11:00:21
Year Hi4303-DEC-2020
Year Lo7.208-JUL-2020

Stock price seems disconnected from the final conclusion as the markets are a stickler for details , we await the special divi details & what’s in piper’s envelope.

Rums all Round

JT & all
No problem, hope all is well
You haven’t caught something of Septic I hope .

Rums all Round

For reference vwap 27.19 to start
For those interested if not get back to your full English

Rums all Round

Morning All

Another fresh week on deck ,

Could this be the week for another update ?,
Not one poster,ii,mm,or financial institution know when ,what & how much will be in Pipers envelope,
however whatever combination Jv ,Japanese consortium, full sale , etc very content with my investment & a prosperous conclusion , best value for shareholders was mentioned somewhere ....

Monday is always a classic day for fresh bot hatchlings infesting this board with naysaying waffle .

Rums all Round

Lovelyboy
Yes traded them many times through tdwaterhouse on T20 s & had a core holding , weren’t they one of the original phone chip companies,
Can’t remember after all this Rum , some serious gyrations in stocks then .

Cheers