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Closing numbers - classic trapdoor ut to 28

Stock price 28 - ut
Volume 53 million - massive
Vwap 28.24

Mia/ median trades- 3.2 million - some huge delayed kippers imminent & just had a 1.5 million buy before close noted .

ii been netting stock today & like I said ties in with the bot hatchlings this morning chasing stock

Altogether a great session 13% up & in a sea of carnage out in the markets & more importantly a special divi being prepared by the Piper .

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* also noted by Onassis

Whopper kipper on deck
13-May-21 16:26:03 28.00 1,500,100 Unknown* 27.50 28.50 420.03k O
( noted by hope to gain )

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Here come the delayed Kippers

Superb stock demand today & ties in with the fresh Bot hatchlings this morn sent to chase stock

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Come on MMs , you tight fisted , greedy Velcro fingered money magnets,
Give the crew a last minute boost & a hefty UT .

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JT ,
Cheers mate , not quite at July 20 levels yet , however hefty vol today , slowed pm .

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What’s happening to the posts , Heath Robinson Site!

Rub Your Rhubarb

Awstin & all
Apologies for not being PC ,
How about RYR speed for the ladies ,

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Teabreak numbers - with Titan volume

Stock price 28.75
Volume 51 million - JT will clarify but year high I believe
Vwap 28.26
Mia/ median trades- 1.7 million of mixed bag with some huge delayed kippers being prepared to slap on deck

Accumulation of stock to fill some large orders perhaps ,
& why not with a potential huge special divi heading to each & every stock holder

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She’s cranking up for the big finish , 20% & 30 would suffice
There is no holding this beast back & now runs on that new in demand fuel - ‘ special Divi Fuel ‘

Roll out the finest Grog

As we move into the final phase sailing

To clarify definitions of stock % rise sailing speeds on this beast some we have seen others maybe awaiting on deck for the coming weeks

Ramming speed - continuous 5% + rapid buying rise into deep blue

Titan Speed - 10 % + continuous deep blue sailing

Herculean Speed - 20% + & nail a pair of the Mrs crackers to the mast

F@cking Ramming Speed - 25% spikes mixed with other speeds , wild yet exhilarating.

DFS - Speed - ( Dangerous f@cking speed ) - 30% + & nail anything to the mast & hold tight

SSS - Scrotum Splitting Speed - 40% + - not tested this sucker yet however sounds superb .

TOS - Take over Speed - 300% or more - These are obviously one offs on stocks unless of course we are lucky enough to get a bidding war ., this is the holy grail .

GLF - this is when we beach the Galleon on the golden sands with swag in our hands - the Finale- a seadog & Navy term when you run your ship a ground on the Beach purposely as it’s the end of the Ships life . - Massive Rums all Round on this one . ( JT - noted )

All invested not only hope for at least one of the above but actually deserve one of the above perhaps even the SSS or TOS , just for there patience & the Boll0cks many have endured on here .

Piper are packing there bags & delivering a special divi & other financial bacon to deck

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Will have to do better than that to remove my flow of positivity, facts & camaraderie !

A beautiful RNS & naysayers are swarming on deck .

& There is a whiff of desperation from one or two bots on here & it’s making My Thursday Mixed Grill curl at the edges

, Just accept it that the recent RNS was superbly positive & EUA are in a extremely positive position & shareholders will be secreting cash from every orifice when this beast concludes with a huge ‘ special divi ‘

Where as you bots are milking the desperate nipple with both hands , feet & quivering bottom lip ,

The journey to the golden sands continues with even more swag on board , in fact ,

There are currently undiscovered Pigmy Tribes in the Deep Peruvian jungle currently devouring a Hog Roast discussing the EUA special divi & credible offer on the table .

Just accept it the world wants what EUA have & will pay handsomely if you own stock .

Obviously in my opinion

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Dear oh dear

All the Titan speed incoming thread has been removed, all my data ,info & horrendous camaraderie washed of deck

There’s some lowlife, spineless, weasel Bots o here

This magnificent beast is absolutely bulging with options for potential buyers ,

When the for sale got thrown up & the banks got involved ,
We set sail in rough seas towards , what many investors thought would be a straight forward & concluded sale ,

, not quite the case & in fact the sands on the horizon just get whiter , the seas get bluer , & we are sailing in every compass direction ,

Let’s have a Rum & another recap to cheer the shipmates up if I’ve missed any port of call it’s due to to much Rum

Sailing north , with a rag tag scurvy ridden crew & CITIC & VTB in the hull .

Months of rough seas scratching for a few pennies with constant battles with TW Shorting Bot fly army attacking this beast with toxic verbal vomit & stock manipulation.

Sailing into suspension harbour for 3 months repairs , improve our artillery & drag a new Nomad aboard, & Sail out of harbour fully refurbed , powerful & catching the eyes of Potential buyers .

Loaded to the brim with precious metals we set sail again ,

‘ Oh , let’s sail east & pick up that Tipal license’

More Rum & half a dozen salty sea wenches brought aboard .

‘ Oh let’s sail West & pick up DL Piper , these scallywags will get us a superb deal on this beast ‘
‘ They can bunk in with those banking types UBS we picked up from the mermaids bar & grill ‘
Ply them all with gallons of grog & keep them sweet. ‘

Barrels of Rum & rough seas later however carrying a cargo of precious metals .

‘ oh let’s now sail east & get this beast listed on the greedy Funds index , where those financial pirates ‘ Blackrock’ amongst others can Chuck some doubloons on board , .
Keep an eye on that lot they will rob us blind & may have weasels on board .

Couple more barrels of Rum later & tonnes more precious metals loaded up & a couple of traitor bots tossed overboard.

‘ Oh let’s sail south to West Kytlim & pick up that DFS ‘

More grog later & even more Rhodium on board

‘ Oh let’s sail north to Rosgeo & pick up 100 million oz of precious metals & a binding agreement ‘

Masses of Rum later & more sacks of iridium on board

‘ Oh let’s sail to the Far East & pick up this Japanese dude & get him a deck chair on the top deck , he could be very valuable for this beasts sale ‘

Gallons more grog later & picked up dozens of filthy concubines & chucked a few bots overboard
Masses of Rum later & more sacks of iridium on board

‘ Oh let’s sail to the Far East & pick up this Japanese dude & get him a deck chair on the top deck , he could be very valuable for this beasts sale ‘

A couple more barrels of Grog

Oh let’s sail to an asset sale & pick up a huge special divi to thank all stockholders for there patience & investment

Quick Rum

Oh let’s sail to the AGM for our final destination & conclude ink to parchment

Gallons more grog later & picked up dozens of filthy concubines & chucked a few bots overboard
We now sail for the golden sands to cla

Caw1 & JT
Some sizeable kippers being prepared for delayed drop on deck
Excellent

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JT & all
Afternoon mate , cranking up pm could do 80 million today would be superb to finish above 30 ,
Also noted some kippers being prepared stock chasing going on in the shadows .

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Absolutely,
Noted last couple of days Eua is somewhat insulated from the rough seas & overpriced tech stocks having the cat of nine tails .

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Teabreak update on the numbers - for those interested & if your not a tasty selection of nautical nibbles & Rum is now being served on the mezzanine deck

Stock price 27.50

Volume 41 million - absolutely huge & only half way through the session

Vwap 28.22 - median below trawler fishing for stock

Mia/ median trades- 1.6 million of mixed kippers - expect some large delayed trades from orders filled .

FSP concluded Piper currently packing there Gucci suitcases in a elegant Leopard print finish .

Special divi been calculated on the medieval abacus ready to be brought to deck & without stock you will be tossed overboard with the bots .

Roll out the finest Grog

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