Factual Sailing Recap of the Journey22 May 2021 13:42
This magnificent beast is absolutely bulging with options for potential buyers , & we have had them queuing up like a Whitby chippy on bank holiday, with one credible buyer puts to the front with a huge bag of cash for our assets.
Let’s have a sailing recap ....
When the for sale got thrown up & the banks got involved 2019
We set sail in rough seas towards , what many investors thought would be a straight forward sale & concluded in months , none of us expected the long journey or continuous improvements to the deal ,
The BOD certainly had 3 weetabix the morning they planned this sale .
Let’s have a Rum & another recap to cheer the shipmates up if I’ve missed any port of call it’s due to to much Rum
Sailing north , with a rag tag scurvy ridden crew & with CITIC & VTB in the hull .
Months of rough seas scratching for a few pennies with constant battles with TW Shorting Bot fly army attacking this beast with toxic verbal vomit & stock manipulation.
Sailing into suspension harbour for 3 months repairs , improve our artillery & drag a new Nomad aboard, & Sail out of harbour fully refurbed , powerful & catching the eyes of Potential buyers .
Loaded to the brim with precious metals we set sail & pick the Tipel license.
More Rum & half a dozen salty sea wenches brought aboard .
‘ Oh let’s sail West & pick up DL Piper , these scallywags will get us a superb deal on this beast ‘
‘ They can bunk in with those banking types UBS we picked up from the mermaids bar & grill ‘
Ply them all with gallons of grog & keep them sweet. ‘
Barrels of Rum & rough seas later however carrying a cargo of precious metals .
‘ oh let’s now sail east & get this beast listed on the greedy Funds index , where those financial pirates ‘ Blackrock’ amongst others can Chuck some doubloons on board , .
Keep an eye on that lot they will rob us blind & may have weasels on board .
Couple more barrels of Rum later & tonnes more precious metals loaded up & a couple of traitor bots tossed overboard.
‘ Oh let’s sail south to West Kytlim & pick up that DFS ‘
More grog later & even more Rhodium on board
‘ Oh let’s sail north to Rosgeo & pick up 100 million oz of precious metals & a binding agreement ‘
Masses of Rum later & more sacks of iridium on board
‘ Oh let’s sail to the Far East & pick up this Japanese dude & get him a deck chair on the top deck , he could be very valuable for this beasts sale ‘
Gallons more grog later & picked up dozens of filthy concubines & chucked a few bots overboard
Masses of Rum later & more sacks of iridium on board
Let’s sail west & sign this lucrative JV for stockholders.
A couple more barrels of grog
Oh let’s sail south to the vox interview & confirm this MASSIVE DIVI incoming
More grog
Oh let’s sail to the AGM for our final destination & conclude ink to parchment
Gallons more grog later & picked up dozens of filthy concubines & chucked a few bots overboard
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