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Sailing in shallow blue & still tied to 27 via the bungee or is it Septic Lils knicker elastic , either way mms keeping us anchored at present .

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There she is blue as predicted
Raise the main sail we are out of port

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Vwap heads north to 27.35 , on the buying yet the stock price drops ,
I would say blue incoming

For reference vwap 27.2 to start
For those interested in keeping an eye on the cogs turning .

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Rooster & all
This Thread is perfect for this beast & all stockholders ,
the Board knows it ,
the ii know it
Piper knows it
& the desperate naysayers are loosing there weak grip on it

All stockholders will be prosperously rewarded , I’ve said it for months & years & taken some crap for it , however we are all on the cusp of the deal of a decade .

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Morning All

We are cranking up for the conclusion on this superb stock

We’ve had manipulation

We’ve had accumulation

We’ve been & are infested with stock chasing Bots

The Board & Piper have caressed this deal better than Septics Lobster pot

Its ‘ Massive ‘ diviville & EUA stockholders are the capital city !

Ian can you put myself down for today please mate as late entrant & Septic lil down for 24th may
Cheers

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She’s already spending her ‘ massive divi ‘

Septic Lil was stood on deck this afternoon looking at herself in the mirror , saying ,

I remember when my boobs were stuck out & my hair was down to my waist ,

Now my hair is stuck up & my boobs are down to my waist !
Ha ha

So she’s going to cash her divi in & have a Biblical boob job & tighten the clamp on the quivering lobster pot .

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Every week more cosmic news lands on deck for stockholders ,

Massive Rum & a quick recap ,

. Apart from having every precious metal oozing from every krevis in the ground EUA owns ,

.ii buying massive wedge of the placement stock - obviously expect a huge return

. ‘ special Divi ‘ upgraded to massive divi on the vox interview - may require heavy lifting equipment to get it on deck .

. Jv in the bag

. Credible buyers queuing up like a Whitby chippy on bank holiday

. The board & Piper getting every morsel of the deal to benefit shareholders - that’s us

.kippers raining on deck - all the astute adding in preparation for the Herculean conclusion.

. Septic Lil wandering around deck showing off her new range of seaweed thongs , medieval Botox & selection of nautical nipple clamps .

All invested are cranking up to a cosmic conclusion on this magnificent beast & all the naysayers & bots will be tossed overboard

Roll out the finest Grog

Another one looking through the wrong end of the telescope

27 ut to close

Blue finish stick that in your Bot fly pipe , where’s the drop on dilution like they were waffling ,
ii have netted the stock as special divi in the pipeline

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Travis,JT , newbie & all

Noticed the kippers rating on deck today
& still coming ,
20-May-21 16:18:29 27.00 370,322 Buy* 26.00 27.00 99.99k O

After the vox interview outlining the massive divi ,
There would have been a financial orgy at the urinals with mms,ii,brokers all swapping brown envelopes & stirring each other’s freshly ground coffee with there mutton muskets !

Serious shenanigans.

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Massive , was certainly used for the incoming divi for those invested however if our NOMAD , is stuck for words in the next Interview here are some substitutes for the incoming Divi

Huge ,
Humongous,
Vast ,
Immense ,
Gigantic ,
Mammoth,
Colossal,
Herculean ,
Biblical ,
Titan ,
Whopper ,
Kipper ,
Whopper Kipper ,
Ball Breaking ,

All would fit beautifully to the ‘ special divi ‘ & potential conclusion .

Unfortunately you have to own stock to qualify & have the balls to stick with this investment , so with regret the naysayers & Bots will be catapulted of the port side .

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We have options & positivity oozing from every EUA orifice ,

Its just another RNS highlighting the massive bag of financial meat for all stockholders,

ii are happy to invest ,
Special divis in the pipeline
Continue mining & keep a wedge of profitable stock

Piper maybe twisting & turning the financial direction , however all in the best direction for shareholders, that’s all that matters .

Naysayers & bozos are waffling & hanging on the rigging , they will still be doing that when all stockholders have a stake in the new Eua & a huge divi in the bank .

Crank open the finest Grog

Another positive RNS slaps on deck ,

The ii taking the stock as why not when a potential huge profit in the pipeline & wrapped in a special divi ,

The ii like this stock
The markets are waking up to this stock
& Piper will generously reward all investors on behalf of EUA & there huge assets . Simple .

Yet the naysaying bozos still clutch at the damp box of straws on deck ,
in fact they are like a couple of desperate spotty teenagers grappling to remove the bra strap to no avail.
Embarrassing.

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Quick Rum numbers
Stock price 27.25
3 million in first 10 mins
Vwap 27.50

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Another slight curved ball but obviously part of the boards overall plan & very positive
Divi in the pipeline & now highlighted
Minimal dilution & ii getting stuck in .
Perhaps why held at 27 last couple of sessions ....

Not sure why some so called investors find enjoyment out of picking at what other investors previously said , hiding in the bushes like Ted Bundy then jumping out with waffle , let’s face it no one new the last 3 RNS ,

Superb rns & on we go to the Prosperous conclusion.

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Morning , sax,Ian , dance,Tricky, skank & all

Approx 5 trading weeks maximum until AGM , I believe we will be concluded or certainly Pipers envelope will have been opened & revealed to stockholders ,

RNS could drop anytime , invested posters , ii, mm , financial institution & the Bots know this so all have to keep loitering on deck until the conclusion .

& it’s simple if you don’t own stock on that day & the potential special divi or full sale is confirmed you will be tossed overboard with an empty bowl & if short likely napalmed into a burnt crouton .

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Dore & All

Pure jovial line to pip the crew up ,

I ooze positivity on this stock of course every investor would like the tasty meat delivered to deck table sooner rather than later ,

however we don’t want the meat rushed in the oven so it tastes like Gandhi’s Flipflop

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Closing Price
26.5 UT ,
Rather a boring session, anchored & bungeed to 27 .

Have a superb evening all invested likely licking your wounds on other stocks ,

FFS Piper bring some financial bacon to deck & put a smile on every investors boat race !

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Teabreak update on the numbers

Stock price - 27 - on that bungee elastic
Volume 6.5 million- low
Vwap - 26.88 - median just clicked above - perhaps a tad of blue to finish
Mia/ median trades - 250 k of mixed mini kippers

Absolutely elasticated to 27 but not dropping as most stock are in the rough seas out in the general markets - Eua seem to be insulated due to the sale conclusion approaching & a potential special divi being prepared by piper .

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