RE: Oh Dear1 Jul 2025 07:22
Anxious Plum,
Dear oh dear oh dear, where do I start, where do I start?
"..I was sat outside on the patio looking over the river at my Shrewsbury home scratching my chin..".
So, from what you say, your patio is on the other side of the river from your Shrewsbury home? And you were "sat outside", you were not sitting outside? And sitting on a patio and not on a a veranda? Scratching your chin? Not rubbing your chin?
I say that you were sitting in a broken deckchair, with a hanky on your head, a copy of the Daily Star in your lap, staring at the back of your two up two down in Toxteth, sipping White Lightning and scratching your b*ll**c**, wondering how to spend the last of your benefits - chips or more cider?
TWK - Pistol oiled and loaded, waiting for Anxious Plum to retaliate.