Constructivenews HaggisMaggis8 Aug 2025 12:16
There once was a fellow named “ConstructiveNews,”
Whose wisdom was something he’d always refuse.
He’d copy and paste, never think for himself,
His brain gathering dust on a long-forgot shelf.
In love with old Adam, a Bond without spy,
He swore AFC’s future would soar to the sky.
But every prediction he proudly declared
Turned out upside-down, completely impaired.
Like MAGA folk cheering their baseless crusade,
His logic was broken, his thinking decayed.
And when truth came knocking, he’d slip out of view,
To hide ‘neath new names, like HaggisMaggis stew.
Now haggis itself is a curious sight,
A dish that could empty your stomach with fright.
And much like the meal, his ideas were grim —
A tasteless concoction, unpleasant and dim.
So here ends the tale of a copy-paste clown,
Who forecasted riches, yet only brought frown.
For truth can’t be faked with a username swap,
And fools will stay fools, till the foolishness stop.