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Hi

Slowly but surely the tide is turning:

https://www.cityam.com/shapps-pledges-to-max-out-north-seas-oil-and-gas-reserves/

GLAXXX

hi beepy bloo,

i'm a banana slug. i'm hermaphrodic. when i mate i fire calciferous darts into my partner to stimulate them. copulation can last many hours. once i have finished with the enormous ***** that comes out of my head i might chew it off for kicks or i might decide to chew off my hermaphrodic partners ***** to stop he/she from ever mating again.

i have enquest shares. i know where you live. don't mess with me.

glaxxx

Hi,

Let me have him for old times sake? I'm sure I can find a depraved north sea narrative to kerb his enthusiasm . . .

GLAXXX

Hi,

https://energypeople.com/news/story/usa-opens-bidding-for-6mm-barrels-spr-purchase

Good reading I think in terms of Oil Price

GLAXXX

Hi,

Next hearing against Enquest on 11th July and against Petronas on 31st July. Don't hold your breath . . .

GLAXXX

Hi,

Clutching at straws as this dog strives for its Crufts pedigree,

We saw this

https://drillordrop.com/2023/06/22/church-of-england-divests-from-fossil-fuels/

. . . excluding investment in named "majors", followed today by this:

https://www.churchofengland.org/sites/default/files/2023-06/gs-2301-appointed-member-of-the-archbishops-council-july-2023-.pdf

Conflict at Enquest or a seat at the table . . . you decide???

GLAXXX

Spin,

There are special pants you can get for that. Not good to have a nervous constitution where Enquest are involved.

Glaxxx

Hi,

JSO interrupted a performance at Glyndebourne Opera the other day. Letting of air horns during the show. Glyndebourne held the highest acheivable creative green credentials from an arts industry lead body and have installed their own wind turbine in an effort to be sustainable. Not the best target.

GLAXXX

Hi,

Thanks Robert Waters for input. I expect your Bumi forum speculation may end up with you in a virtual game of Russian roulette with some of the nutcases in there!!

Offshore is not my industry but I know a bit about reporting.

In terms of the HSE reporting there was either a RIDDOR reportable incident or under wider OMAR reporting then most likely after a bit of research ;

Failure of a safety and environmental critical element.

Fire or explosion - Any fire or explosion at an offshore installation, other than one caused by the release of petroleum hydrocarbon, which results in the stoppage of plant or the suspension of normal work.

Electrical incidents causing explosion or fire - Any explosion or fire caused by an electrical short circuit or overload (including those resulting from accidental damage to the electrical plant) which either-

(a) results in the stoppage of the plant involved for more than 24 hours; or

(b) causes a significant risk of death

Bear in mind the scale of these can be as small as someone deciding to let off an extinguisher due to some sparking or smoke.

I repeat, company do not regard this as significant.

GLAXXX

Hi

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-65915346

Nothing a bit of North Sea gas investment wouldn't have avoided.

GLAXXX

Hi,

I'm no expert but I do like facts (and fantasies admittedly).

We have not officially been told that any transformer unit has "blown up" or "blown out" as people have suggested. We do know that some of the transformers (3 of 4 maybe?) have had problems . We have also been told that "investigations focused on the units themselves and the atmospheric conditions within the electrical room/housing". We do know that a recently chartered supply boat stopped briefly outside a Danish expert offshore electrical component supplier which arrived at Kraken on Saturday and one train was up and running on Sunday.

I know offshore systems are very regularly monitored and inspected (two neighbours ex OIM's) but I'm surprised nobody here with some actual industry or related knowledge has commented on the "atmospheric conditions statement".

I'll speculate that atmospheric conditions were damp and therefore corrosive.

We have the company with very relaxed reactive PR telling us it does not alter production forecasts.

In my non expert mind smaller critical components will corrode and fail before larger critical components. I don't think this is as serious as some are suggesting. Discuss . . . .

If it all goes tits up and Kraken sinks tomorrow due to an E House Implosion . . . then I did say I wasn't an expert.

GLAXXX

Hey Frac,

You're on fire but maybe leave Kermit out of it . . . although his skin, eyeballs and the sticks that control his movement are all made from carbon based synthetics. No wonder he was blue being green.

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=kermit+being+green#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:0ffc5cd2,vid:iMaVF5nwass

In fairness this song was interpreted as more to do with race than environmentalism but in revisiting what an awful song, I remembered something more tuneful.

How many Kraken Kermits do you get for 16kboepd (give or take a minor shut in)?

GLAXXX

Hi,

I love it when it writes itself.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/bvr5cn91vlm8539/SwinneyStats.bmp?dl=0

I told him to lay off the Lambrini.

GLAXXX

Hi,

. . . . to continue the speculation . . .Rem Mist berthed in Esbjerg outside CSK Group who "support the energy sector with smart and innovative spare part solutions". Having loaded up with essential transformer based spares and a dehumidifier it steamed across to Peterhead stopping briefly at Asco to stock up on the Well Teams favourite coconut scented toilet tissue and of course the regular container full of Lambrini. Now flagged for Kraken. Fuller details in a RNS shortly.

GLAXXX

Hi,

Don't forget Oil price / Gas price still an absurd oddity. If it frikkin happens.

GLAXXX

Hi

I'll do my own bit of speculating.

Rem Mist chartered yesterday on supply duties for Enquest. On way from Bergen to Esjberg. Picks up a MV Transformer spare parts kit from Esjberg MV Transformer Spare Parts R US, speeds to AK, fit the parts, flick a switch and crack open a bottle of lightly chilled Lambrini before close of play Friday. Weekender on EP to celebrate. This oil business is easy.

I could be wrong.

GLAXXX

Hi,

Kikeh . . .you'd just unhitch the thingummywhatsit, barge Kraken out of the way and sail her in. Sorry for a spoiler. We had Kikeh flagged at Kraken June '21 and prior to that. It's a marine traffic glitch.

GLAXXX

Hi Jan,

There is a parallel here with your gums, prospective drilling, uncertainty, severe pain and probably unexpected costs. I hope it all works out for you and us in both a dental or financial manner.

GLAXXX

Hi

Waldorf report no change to forecast despite Kraken Shut In. "Good Work" being carried out and "workarounds" looked at.

GLAXXX

Hi

"The shut-in comes after the vessel’s prolonged period of top-quartile production and operational performance, the offshore facility and service provider said in a bourse filing on Friday (June 2).

The Kraken FPSO, owned by Bumi Armada’s wholly-owned subsidiary Armada Kraken Pte Ltd (AKPL), is deployed at the Kraken Field in the UK North Sea under a bareboat charter contract with UK-based exploration and production operator EnQuest.

Bumi Armada said the reduced level of production due to the shut-in will result in reduced revenue earned by AKPL from the bareboat charter contract. “Given the current uncertainties, the financial impact of this incident cannot be reliably estimated at this point, but is expected to be material for Bumi Armada,” the group added.

Bumi Armada noted that AKPL is working with EnQuest to assess alternative technical solutions aimed to return the FPSO to production, on a phased basis, in the coming weeks.

“In the meantime, key maintenance activities, originally scheduled for execution within two periods of single-train operations in the third quarter of the year, are being executed during the period of shut-in,” the group said.

“These activities are intended to negate the requirement for any further planned outages in 2023,” it added."

GLAXXX