Shareholder awards scheme28 May 2021 09:29
Announcement by Greatland Gold’s message board issued 28 May 2021 at 0800 hours BST.
The message board of Greatland Gold is pleased to announce today, 28 May 2021, that long term holders of company shares have qualified for a Bronze Certificate for Patience. This follows an extended period of share price stability and limited excitement, and a drop in share price value sufficient to test the tolerance of a nun. The Bronze Certificate aims to show appreciation for the shareholders refraining from selling shares in the face of severe provocation.
The certificates are now available for collection from the Havieron decline opening this morning at 10am UK time. Identification in the form of very flat hands will be required. Please from an orderly line behind the esteemed Professor Patrick Gall.
Furthermore, a Silver Certificate for Extra Flipping Patience will be available on September 15th 2021 or on the announcement of the Pre-Feasibility Study, whichever is soonest. The location will be announced in due course, though it is likely to be at the furthest stepout location from HAD005, our first bonzer hole. So about 2km away from there and probably in a northwesterly direction.
In another positive development, the Greatland message board is pleased to announce that a Gold Certificate for Quite Frankly Unbelievable Patience will be awarded in February 2022 for holders who have a formal diagnosis of *severe* flat hands (commonly observed to look like dinner plates). This will be around the time of the next mega find so we can’t yet be specific with the date, or the location, but pencil in February 15th 2022 and look up the coordinates for Outamind and Goliath cos it will be one of them there monsters.
A Special Copper Badge for outstanding service to the message board will be issued to a small number of altruistic board posters in 2023. Nominations are now open.
Commenting on the Certificate awards, Greatland Goald CEO Sir Shawn Dai said “ look, these blokes and Sheilas have been quite patient and they deserve recognition for all the deep frustrations they’ve endured whilst we’ve been building a multi-Tier 1, multi-billion dollar company. I’m very excited to see the cheeky grins on some of those lovely little investors’ faces when they pick up their awards. After all, everyone loves a stificate.”
ENDS