Member Info for tcxman

Seasick
sorry to hear of you dilemma, who are you flying with? Computer error, we had it a lot at Thomas Cook , (control alt delete!) never worked you have to unplug power completely to aircraft and restart! used to work 9 out of 10 times. Good luck
Tony

looks like this helmet has infected GGP as well, what a sado nothing better to do at xmas

they have sorted it now!
have a good 4 day xmas feast all and see you all back on deck Wednesday!
Tony

thanks also TT I've forwarded to HL for there comments on my shares with them!

seems an unusual rise for so little volume! are we in for an after hours xmas prezzie? come on EUA you know you want to

effin lse back to 09.40!!

CC
I've said it before, I'm in for FK's £1 party been here since "Poxy Roxi" days, and not selling out in the near future, just thought with such good news this would continue to rise and not drop back so much!
Tony

bit disappointed to see SP dropping back as all buys going through at the moment, was hoping we might bust 6p today

while we wait, some seasonal humour

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee Elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the Reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the Elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the Mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little Angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas everyone.
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Chris
behave, if it's good news you know the MM's will drag the SP down!!

this one just landed
11:17:15 21.50 250,000 53.75k
It was a buy, as it landed HL quoted 21.5 as buy price 21.37 as sell! more MM games with spread

just landed a few little ones
11:05:43 21.15 50,000 10.57k O
11:05:38 21.00 200,000 42.00k O
11:03:40 21.00 50,000 10.50k O
11:03:28 21.00 50,000 10.50k O
11:02:42 21.00 100,909 21.19k O

after such a hot day, repost for those that missed it last time

It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a ****** because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, ******, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what this Country has become .... and all because of snowflakes.

well I'm jubilant to see I was wrong this time and SP wasn't dragged down at end of day.

lse ****e again back to 13.41

2 hrs in and 13.6mil traded, slowed a little but still good average, hopefully we can keep it up all day!

good start 6.6mil in the first 30mins, hope it keeps up and forces SP up

repost
Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower: Mongrel, Coot and Bluey.

As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.

Mongrel says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bluey says, 'Where'd you get the grog, Mongrel?

'Coot's wife gave it to me, Mongrel replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Mongrel says. 'When she answered the door, I said "you must be Coot's widow."

'You must be mistaken,' she said, 'I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff.

my posts seem to be disappearing, did anybody see the one about the Aussie humour? looks like admin don't have a sense of humour!

can't believe no posts since tuesday!