Captain’s Log, 2025:11 Sep 2025 10:05
The good ship Rycey cuts through calmer seas at last. Under Captain Tufan’s steady hand she’s leaner, faster, and richer — profits swellin’ 50% to £1.7bn, margins a hearty 19%, and near £3bn o’ coin flowin’ into the hold. The crew be fed again with dividends, and a £1bn buyback be already stowed in the chest.
But it’s the new horizon that gleams brightest: three Royal-backed SMRs, a whole new sea charted, with untold treasures for those aboard. Rivals GE, Pratt, and Safran shadow our stern, yet this vessel’s free cash tide runs stronger.
Catalysts on the horizon: surprise earnings hauls, fatter rations for shareholders, SMR milestones, and fat widebody orders. The reefs? Heavy debt, fickle winds o’ aviation, and rivals waitin’ with broadsides primed. Yet I say she sails as a flagship reborn, bound for higher waters afore 2027.
Nettles the ship’s cat adds: “Aye, I’ve sharpened me claws on the 888 beacon — if the doubters don’t believe this hull can breach £12, I’ll happily drag ‘em to the plank meself. Now fetch me a saucer of cream while I watch the share price climb the rigging!” 🐾