GGPersonae - some definition frivolity10 Dec 2020 11:54
Shareholders – people who own shares in GGP, to hold on to them, usually for a long time to gain value.
Sharegolders – GGP Shareholders who kindly share the details of GGP to others.
Shareolders – long term GGP Shareholders (LTHs).
Sharesolidiers – people (like Paddy Gall, Hydro, Bamps, Tom The Bomb etc -apologies to those missed) who bravely look to find news to strengthen the case for being a GGP Shareholder.
ShareBoDers – GGP Shareholders who have strong faith in Gervaise Heddle, Callum Baxter and the other members of the GGP board.
Sharesmoulders (most definitely not to be confused with Sharemoulders, see below) – GGP Shareholders who sit quietly in the background, usually on their hands, with a relaxed, generally warm feeling.
Sharesolders – GGP Shareholders who have reached their target level of profit and sell their GGP shares. Well done to them!
Sharemoulders – dirty, smelly people who actively try to stain GGP shares to decrease their value for GGP Shareholders. Also known as de-rampers.
Shareboulders – people that like to suggest that there may be obstacles in in the way of GGP Shareholders’ ambitions; not nasty like the Sharemoulders, but those whose glasses tend to be half empty, even whilst still being poured.
Sharecolders – GGP shareholders who get cold feet when the Sharemoulders and/or Sharetolders1 are about; frequently becoming Shareboulders.
Sharefolders – Shareholders who give up and get out of GGP because they have more faith in Sharemoulders than Sharesoldiers.
Sharetolders1 – the market makers; unscrupulous people who ‘tell’ the world a price for a GGP share, irrespective of its actual value. Nearly always accompanied by Sharemoulders (often in the employ of the Sharetolders1) swiftly followed by the appearance of Sharecolders and Sharefolders.
Sharetolders2 – people, who may or may not be GGP Shareholders who delight in being right in predicting what might happen to GGP shares and proclaiming their genius to the world when and if it does.
Sharexolders – people who used to hold GGP shares but still visit the board (when they’re not sunning themselves in their newly acquired villa, revamping recently purchased homes or driving around in extremely expensive, silly but desirable vehicles, to wish current GGP Shareholders well.