RE: Proven Facts8 Apr 2024 15:16
“Hello, is that the Serious Fraud Office? — my name is Tommy, Tommy Trombone …. No, I don’t actually have a fraud to report … I don’t think there has been any fraud at all, but I was just hoping you might be willing to do some third party verification on my behalf regarding a private company that’s not registered in the UK and doesn’t operate in the UK. Thanks chaps!”
yeah, that sounds very reasonable, i’m sure the SFO are happy to do that kind of third party verification ‘just-in-case-even-though-there-doesn’t-seem-to-be-a-fraud’ all the time. i mean, what else would they have to do with their time? (mind you, i have heard that the SFO is also quite good at getting cats down out of trees, and helping little old men on zimmer frames across the road if the traffic is busy.)