Warning19 Oct 2020 20:40
Had a bit of a long day, so I thought I'd pop up to see Septic Lil at the velvet lounge and sink a few rums. It was closed, so a drunken sailor propped up only by his determination pointed me in the direction of the pink coconut down the road. Imagine my surprise when I was greeted by Lil's gay twin, Barnacle Bill. The bar was lined with leather chapped gents, awaiting Bill's beckon. There were bar snacks available, the special was chocolate starfish surprise. In a bit of a hurry, I opted for the trifle, used 2 spoons and got the f*@k out of there.
Let that be a warning, Bill isn't Lil, although Lil does look a lot like Bill.
Shiver me timbers...