Ducks-In-Line-Dogma-Organisation (D.!.L.D.O)23 Nov 2022 16:30
Would like to strongly protest this disgraceful, gross and callous character assination attempt to unjustifiably and cruelly besmirch our hardworking 'Ducks' (ducks-under-constant-knocking-and stress) with this utterly contemptible labelling that amounts to nothing less than a complete distortion of the truth.
Members of D.!.L.D.O are stiffly proud (quite rightly so) and highly motivated in the pursuit of their chosen vocation: to rigorously serve all members of the community...without bias or prejudice; and, it has to be said, are more than willing to pursue all avenues of opportunity whilst inserting themselves into every facet of our daily lives.
Indeed, for some people, they are nothing less than a much welcomed relief from the daily grind of a boring home life and the repetitive, predictable demands that, unhappily for most, go with it.
So, please commit our motto to mind: "There is nothing like a good, steady Duck".
We pride ourselves on, not just both the reliability and durability of our amazing members ...but also their dedication
to their sworn duties which leaves nothing to chance...all avenues of opportunity being keenly explored.
So the next time you think its funny to laugh at our openly proud and manly, upright members...then please remind yourselves of this:-
When you need a helping hand , think -- D.!.L.D.O -- the only Duck that never lies down! And that's no matter how many times its forced back in to go the extra mile.