Weird Dream2 Jul 2020 08:56
Good morning to all, and especially our new soothsayer and visionary, Trift, congratulations for yesterday’s prediction and could you please give me the winning numbers for tomorrow’s Euromillions please !
I knew the cheese and port celebration last night was a bad idea, but if any of you can interpret dreams, please feel free.
There was an open top bus travelling through the centre of York and on top deck was the whole EUA directors and at the front of the bus was Trift and Lil holding aloft a big trophy.
There were thousands of people alongside the bus and hundreds of midgets trying to board the bus, two in particular were midgets in rather heavily filled nappies Wearing jumpers with TW and GN on the front. There was a tall friendly inspector, who was telling them very politely, that they couldn’t get on this bus, I assumed this was Ian, and he told them they had to wait for the next bus, which was right behind to fair, but was being driven by Dominic Cummings and had the destination on the front , ‘Hell’
For some reason I was running alongside the bus naked in my welly boots with a burning hard on. This I now put down to the application of fiery jack on a torn leg muscle, and interpret as shorts getting burnt/fecked, but I might be wrong
I had a poorly Cephalopod under one arm and a fifty pence in my other hand, and two hags were shouting “look, he’s got a poorly cuttlefish! But the other hag shouted, don’t be stupid it’s a squid, it’s a sick squid and she kept shouting it really quickly sick squid sick squid
So I don’t understand dreams, but the sick quid to 50p, well I will leave you to make your own judgement on that.!!
No more port and cheese for me on a school night.
Good luck all, pubs are re opening, let’s hope we get the right payout and have a great party
Trift, don’t forget to send those Winning euromillion numbers!
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