RE: ANN. "EXPECTED SPUDDING OF JAGUAR"16 Nov 2010 00:53
Really struggling to find a funny tagline. Today, I am 53 and next April, will be a grandfather, so officially miserable... and old.
Had a really surreal conversation about a family member this afternoon.
Apparently she had her head flushed down a toilet, someone then covered it in a sack and hit her with a baseball bat, and eventually she was decapitated.
She was excited about getting a part with a new drama production which should be long running. So, a few quid richer, she's back to her day job as they killed her character in the first episode.
And this lot are just like that.
Picked up in my end of day run as a complete breakout, if they drop to 60.1p in the next couple of days, I will feel safe buying in. But if they don't, there is a risk of being trapped due to the upward gap which will almost certainly be filled within the next 2 to 90 days, so I am not intending to be caught by the fervour of the current RNS.
As for the market itself, 36% of the market had 'Sell Alerts' tonight which is a bit of a puzzle because intraday movements today suggest (still) a run in the near future up to 5930 on the FTSE before significant retrace.
But software suggests Tuesday is 'Doomed. A big down day'
I have noticed a few times that when my software says this, it can simply mean volatility but it is screaming that the banks and major miners are going to have a really poor day this Wednesday. Guess we'll need to wait and see whether the charts are right or the formula.
In case anyone is curious (okay, I was) in a TV production when someone is getting flushed down a toilet, several things happen.
Firstly, a quick visit to B&Q to purchase a brand new lavatory and cystern.
Secondly, a quick visit to Tesco to purchase A LOT of Perrier water - apparently the flushing agent of choice.
Thirdly, an absurd amount of time in makeup getting everything just right prior to the dunking.
Fourth, an absurd amount of time in makeup getting everything just right for the view after the dunking.
So the moral is, buying SBT without it touching 60p runs the risk of it being like getting your head flushed down a toilet. (I think I just managed the most tenacious link possible... But is was a strange story!)