RE: A strict reading of yesterday's RNS25 Nov 2025 08:46
REMEMBER THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH KEEPING HUMOUR ALIVE
✝️ Confessional: Tim CEO of Immupharma
To be read aloud in hushed tones, with organ music faintly in the background.
I confess that I promised “transformational news” yet delivered only “incremental updates.” I spoke of strategic partnerships but the flock received only strategic PowerPoints.
I confess that I dangled Lupuzor like a star atop the Christmas tree, yet each year the lights fail to switch on. Investors gather round, hoping for FDA approval, but instead I hand them another bauble labelled “further funding required.”
I confess that dilution has become my carol — sung in minor key, with every verse ending in “equity raise.” The faithful cry “Hallelujah!” but the hymn sheet reads “Placings Actually.”
I confess that I have tested patience more rigorously than any clinical trial. The endpoints were hope, trust, and solvency — all missed.
And yet, dear Reverend, I seek absolution. For in the gospel according to AIM, every setback is but a prelude to “transformational opportunity.” Surely, one day, Lupuzor shall rise again, and the faithful shall rejoice with ticker tape and ticker symbols.
Forgive me, Oldsharedog, for my sins of dilution, delay, and over‑optimism. Grant me three Hail Brokers and one Our Analyst, that I may walk again in the light of shareholder confidence.
Amen.