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🔥 Revd OldSharedog’s Sunday Sermon — The Flip‑Flop Inferno Edition
“On the Many Sandals of Roger, and the Faith of the IMM Four”
Beloved congregation, gather round, for today’s sermon comes not from parchment, nor prophecy, but from the smoking crater left behind after Roger’s latest week of market analysis — a phrase I use with the generosity of a saint.
For truly, brethren, we have witnessed flip‑flops so violent they could be classified as a seismic event. If the Met Office issued warnings for market commentary, Roger would be a Category 5.
🩴 The Gospel of the Flip-Flop
On Monday, Roger declared IMM doomed.
On Tuesday, he announced salvation.
On Wednesday, he forgot Tuesday ever happened.
By Thursday, he was predicting both doom and salvation simultaneously, like a man arguing with his own reflection.
And on Friday, he posted something so contradictory that even the forum server needed a lie down.
Verily, I say unto you:
If Roger were a pair of sandals, he’d be slapping both feet at once.
🍽️ The Sunday Roast Revelation
And lo, as we gather for fellowship and reflection, let it be known:
This week’s Sunday roast features Roger as the main course — served rare, well‑seasoned, and still flipping over every five minutes.
A fitting dish for a man who cannot decide whether he is hot, cold, bullish, bearish, or simply marinated in confusion.
🛡️ The IMM Defenders: Saints of the Share Price
Yet the faithful remain unshaken:
• Halfbuttons, who has now corrected Roger so many times he qualifies for a teaching pension.
• Goldgirl, whose optimism is so radiant it requires SPF 50.
• Rookie1, still convinced the next RNS is “imminent”, “close”, “any day now”, and “definitely before the next ice age”.
• Popeye, who flexes at trolls with the spiritual strength of a man who has seen too many AIM tickers to be rattled.
These noble souls stand firm, even as Roger pirouettes through his 14th contradictory opinion of the week.
🍛 The Parable of MSUK and the Eternal Curry Quest
And lo, we must speak of MSUK, wandering the aisles of Greggs like a pilgrim in search of enlightenment — or at least a curry slice.
He searches.
He sniffs.
He circles the pastry counter like a confused drone.
Yet the curry remains missing, like Roger’s consistency.
Truly, his journey mirrors the IMM investor’s path:
Long, confusing, occasionally greasy, but undertaken with hope.
📣 The Message of the Week
My children, let us not be led astray by false prophets in flip‑flops.
Let us not be swayed by those who change their tune more often than they change their username.
Stand firm.
Hold the line.
And remember the sacred IMM scripture:
“Blessed are the patient, for they shall inherit the RNS — eventually.”
Go forth in humour, resilience, and mild disbelief.
Amen.
DOG BLESS YOU ALL - SAY YOUR PRAYERS TONIGHT AND BE GOOD INVESTORS 🙏 😇
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