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Ah ha - now that's where i can definitely help - Syrtaki Taverna - Fresh orange juice, yogurt with fruit or fresh nuts, pie ( a choice of savoury or sweet ) and fresh coffee ( Greek traditional recommended ) all for the minute sum of 5 euros. plus flights circa 260 euros.

A view of the sea and only a 2 minute walk :)

You're not doing my mental rehabilitation too raw mango any good - now be a gentleman and stop mentioning succulent, soft pastry, hot sausage filling, greasy, fulfilling items that I am not allowed to mention in our household !!

If I meet any ex pat called Greg i may well be had up for unintentional cannibalism :)

Phimx - I think you'll find that is a result of breaking wind !!

Trade of the day £6.20 !!!

Reworded - The only trade of the day & its a sell !!

That's close enough - i knew a dip would come my way this morning - now lets start the engine !!

If they get a move on they could get this down to Zero by xmas !!

I have just had an email from accounts acknowledging my withdrawal of the majority of my investment it reads as follows :

Thank you for your previous funding of our CEO - your 83% administration fee has now been fully paid, and you will forever be in FG's dept.

P.S. Your remaining investment will be treated with the same contempt.

Regards - Dick Turpin.

How about a national news item again - wouldn't that be good - maybe put the pressure on in the right areas.

OK a slight misjudgement - hands up - I'm going to have to wait until the next dip down to 0.55 i guess.

It's still going to 2 p though :)

🕍 OldSharedogs Sunday Sermon Invite 🕍

“Where the charts are holy, and the banter is blessed.”

📅 This Sunday

🕒 3:30pm sharp (or whenever the last RNS stops twitching)

📍 Forum Chapel of Speculative Salvation

🎖 Special Feature: The Rebarm Posting Excellence Award 🎖

This week’s sermon will include a solemn (but slightly sweaty) awards ceremony for Brother Rebarm, whose posts have been so sharp, so timely, and so gloriously unhinged that even the moderators briefly considered sainthood. Expect:

• A golden emoji scepter

• A laminated screenshot of his finest post

• A 3-minute standing ovation (or 3 sarcastic claps, whichever comes first)

🧙‍♂️ Post-Sermon Exorcism: Walter Mitty Purge 🧙‍♀️

If daylight permits, we’ll be conducting a mass exorcism of all Walter Mitty forum characters. Bring your garlic, your sarcasm, and your strongest “that’s not how dilution works” rebuttals. Targets include:

• The self-declared CEO whisperers

• The “I was in the room” fantasists

• The “my mate’s cousin’s dog works at the FCA” prophets

We’ll chant them out one by one until the sun sets or the thread locks.

Dress Code:

• Robes, chart overlays, and ironic humility

• No capes unless you’ve actually saved a stock

Refreshments:

• Communion wine (boxed)

• Breadsticks shaped like candlesticks

• A single biscuit for the most bearish attendee

Come for the sermon. Stay for the spectacle. Leave with your sanity (or someone else’s stop-loss).

Proof of investments will be required for front line pews - Walter Mitty's are to sit at the rear and wait to be called in reverse alphabet order - V's first

DOG BLESS YOU ALL

I think he has actually been very successful in the laundry business 🤨

Remark - your request will be taken with serious consideration. An excellent application with outstanding points.

However the bizarre and outlandish behaviour usually comes out on top.

We will be celebrating your initiative in being the catalyst for sensible discussion, with an award to be announced at the next Sermon.

DOG BLESS YOU REBARM .

Crober - I'll be back in 1st thing tomorrow on the first dip 8.01 :) @ 0.52

Popeye - I will search high and low in order to fulfil your request.

AND THE CONTENDER FOR ‘MEMBER’ OF THE WEEK IS …….. suggestions by return ASAP please so that I can prepare my Sunday Sermon.

Invites will be sent out Wednesday morning.

OSD - picking the next euromillions draw numbers 😇

PPL SAYING THEY HAVE BEEN GIVEN SENSITIVE COMPANY INFORMATION DIRECTLY BY THE COMPANY & THEN DIVULGING IT ON HERE IS WAY BEYOND BELIEF.

P.S. I WON THE EUROMILLIONS 4 TIMES ON THE ROW LAST MONTH - HOW LUCKY WAS THAT 🤔

Stephen11 - Don't worry there's still time to get to your 20% 🤔

Which made me think - SELL SELL SELL - and I did. I will come back in when it reaches .53 again - maybe later maybe tomorrow.

OSD - 500 reasons to be happy. That'll pay for a tank of fuel !!

Yep I know - but still a pump :)

I don't mind - 3 hours in and 20% up - lets wait and see.

Can you imagine how we would feel if this happened there :)

Don't think so - just a pump :)

This will no doubt be an FG expense account and for the sole use of him and him alone - IMHO - I would love to be wrong, but the information ( prior MOO ) is there for all to see, or the lack of information for such a part of the operation ongoing - surely some form of dialog to either confirm or otherwise would have been forthcoming if it was innocuous.

The way this is playing out could be better than Murder on the Orient Express :)