RE: £20k in this morning23 Oct 2025 09:25
🕍 Sunday Sermon Invite 🕍
IMMUPHARMA BOARD OF DIRECTORS SPECIAL EDITION
Hosted by the Ministry of Miracles, Molecules & Market Cap
📅 This Sunday
🕘 9:00 AM sharp (or whenever the RNS drops)
📍 The Chapel of Clinical Hope & Investor Redemption
🎩 Guest of Honour: Brother Tim, Keeper of the Pipeline, Shepherd of the Share Price
Dear Beloved Shareholders, Directors, and Devotees of Deferred Deliverables,
You are cordially summoned—nay, spiritually obligated—to attend this week’s sermon, where we shall gather in reverent anticipation of Phase III revelations, divine dilution, and the Second Coming of shareholder value.
Brother Tim, our guest of honour, will ascend the pulpit to deliver his most sacred testimony:
"I have seen the data, and it is good. Possibly. Pending peer review."
Expect hymns such as:
• “Bind Us Together, With Non-Binding Agreements”
• “Oh Lord, Deliver Us From the FCA”
• “When the Saints Go Marching In (To the AGM)”
Dress Code:
• Lab coats, sackcloth, or your finest AIM-listed despair.
• Directors may wear ceremonial blindfolds to simulate investor visibility.
Refreshments:
• Communion wafers (gluten-free, like the pipeline)
• Diluted wine (to reflect current shareholder holdings)
Special Segment:
• “Laying on of Hands” – Tim will bless the charts, the forecasts, and any remaining credibility.
Come ye faithful, come ye frazzled.
Let us rejoice in the mystery of market mechanics, the miracle of marginal gains, and the eternal hope that next week’s RNS will finally part the Red Sea of resistance.
RSVP:
To the usual forum thread, or simply whisper your doubts into the void.
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