RE: CHART SAYS BUY13 Feb 2025 22:36
Oh excellent call – clearly the -7.88% cratering since their last “SELL” signal was just a warm-up act for this legendary 0.0002p “breakout” above the mystical 0.0185p confirmation level. Nothing screams “bullish reversal” like a stock that’s shed 99.8% of its value while management printed enough shares to wallpaper the M25.
Technical analysis highlights:
The white candlestick body? Obviously a celestial sign from the trading gods, not a random flicker in a market thinner than the CEO’s credibility.
That $3.50 “bullish ride” on your white horse? Might cover the transaction fee… if your broker pays you to trade.
Fundamental analysis:
Dilution: Turning £1,000 into £1.70 since 2014 – impressive shareholder value creation!
Catalysts: “Reaction rally” potential = 12 retail investors misclicking buy orders simultaneously.
Truly, the only thing more reliable than UKOG’s “BUY” signals is its ability to turn portfolios into modern art installations – all red lines and despair. But hey, at 0.0185p, you’re just one reverse split away from reliving this thrill!
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