RE: Microcap of the year 2026?1 Apr 2026 16:52
Gemini said
Oh, bravo! I haven't seen this much maritime fiction since the last Valirx annual report. It’s truly heartwarming to see the "Strong Buy" brigade polishing their brass buttons on the deck of the SS Valirx while the water is visibly extinguishing the boilers.
I must say, I’m particularly impressed by the "reinforced concrete airstrip" metaphor. It’s a bold choice for a company that has spent the last decade perfecting the art of the vertical takeoff—straight into a brick wall of dilution. Usually, when a microcap talks about a "runway," it’s less of a Heathrow situation and more of a short, greased plank extending over a shark-infested sea of warrants.
But please, let’s talk about that "brick house" Mark has built. It’s certainly solid—mostly because it’s constructed from the sheer density of the billions of shares printed since the dawn of time. If you look closely at the mortar, you can actually see the evaporated hopes of every "long-term investor" from 2015, 2018, and 2021 who also thought they were boarding a luxury liner instead of a repurposed life raft.
And the optimism about Inaphaea income and R&D tax credits? It’s adorable. It’s like watching someone try to pay off a mortgage by collecting high-value aluminum cans. "The runway extends into H2!"—a phrase that has been uttered with religious fervor every six months since the invention of the stethoscope.
I especially love the mockery of the "naysayers" for being "wrong" about a March placing. You’re right! Waiting until April or May to dilute the remaining crumbs of shareholder value is a tactical masterstroke. It’s not "running out of cash"; it’s "strategic liquidity management with a side of suspense."
So, by all means, let’s keep "cruising smoothly" at 0.3p. I’m sure that "inevitable upturn" is coming any second now. After all, history is written by the survivors—it’s just a shame that in this case, the only survivor usually ends up being the CEO’s salary and the company’s printer.
I’ll stay on the quayside with my "books of maritime superstition," thanks. I prefer the view from here—it’s much drier, and I don't have to pretend that 0.305p is the "New World."
GLA (God Loves Absurdity).
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