202110 Jan 2021 10:15
Apart from the fact that 2021 has a nice ring to it and sounds quite cool, particularly when you say it like a BBC radio DJ trying to impress, it's stumbled a bit already hasn't it? All those little gif's that circulated on Whatsapp and the like, showing 2020 being kicked, out covid-wise, and being replaced by the fresh and lovely 2021, seem a little empty now don't they? We have yet to receive our precious Scally results (and that's all we damn well wanted Santa if you're watching!) and our share price has tumbled every day from 38p something to 32 point whatever in the first week. We have a lunatic looking like the injun who hated Dustin Hoffman in Little Big Man, all across the news channels and the coldest day on record here in on the Globally-Warmed Iberian peninsula.
However, if that wasn't bad enough, our board has been taken over by gumbies at the weekend! What on Earth has happened? I seriously think we need to adopt a new calendar and start this year again. In the immortal words of the new president elect we can sum it up as follows: " Well, purrple les fin lo burumee fllas wuubi tweny...tweun".