Logic thinking25 Jul 2023 15:40
H, the tales that have been spun by our dear board members! It seems they've been treating our company like their personal dairy farm, milking it dry. But when that letter went out about the CFO's sudden departure, they must have thought, "Uh-oh, the gig is up!"
I can almost picture them, their faces pale, frantically changing their underwear, as they hatched a plan to slither into administration and flip the bird at us, the faithful shareholders.
Well, well, well...little do they know, one of us shareholders has seen his fair share of shady characters who like to play games behind closed doors. And oh, how he loves to make those big-shot CEOs squirm, feeling the sweat dripping down their backs and making them contemplate a fresh pair of undies!
So fear not, my fellow investor, because the tables are about to turn. Our secret weapon is gearing up, ready to invite them to a couple of venues that'll make even the big CEO break into a nervous sweat.
Let's watch them squirm and show them that transparency is not just a buzzword, but a guiding principle we expect them to uphold.
With a mischievous grin,