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I'm surprised N4 has found the time to post a few rogue messages today. Shouldn't he be somewhere in M&S Food Hall checking out the choice of sandwiches by now?

Crude,
I don't care if the coffee is instant or home roasted and filtered. Show me the money! That's all we PI's want. Our money back with a tidy profit so we can move onto the next mistake....err.....investment opportunity / pump 'n' dump.
Jizzy

Crude,
As Frank Sinatra once said, "I take people as I find them." I'm the same as him. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice back. If you're a moron, I'll be even more of a moron. What you see is what you get with us Chuckles. There's no falsities, no pretences, no masked emotions. I guess that's why we have ended-up living above a chippy with a spam addiction.
JTF

Crude,
Your heartfelt message reads more like an eulogy. It "sounds" as though Sound is drawing near to its conclusion from the tone of your message. Have you heard something that would suggest we're almost there....at the finishing post? Well enjoy your visit to HQ and don't spread your hyperspamtosis to any of the BOD. It can be awfully catching if you're unfortunate to contract it. There is no known cure, other than to eat like a tortoise for several months. My body is still recovering from yesterday's dinner. Cabbage and red lentil pasta with loads of other nasty vegetables chucked in for good measure. I haven't eaten today as of yet as my body is still in spasm.....or should that be spamsm?! I suspect you're invested in CORO and ECHO and possibly NUOG, so there'll be plenty more opportunities to pinch one of those canvas pictures of a 1970's oil rig off the Boardroom wall. Last time I saw one of those was on one of those Open University Geography programmes with some dude in a brown suit with elbow patches and big framed glasses speaking nonsense to the camera. Each to their own I guess.

Jezza

Crude,
what day next week are you planning to pop by Sevenoaks? You'll have to let us all know what the general mood is down there? If you're asked to join them in a game of table football or paper airplane making, then you know things are getting pretty desperate. You may even get the opportunity to stroll across the way to M&S with Brian for an egg mayo sandwich and a chicken tikka samosa. If you see N4aPound en route, sitting out in his Austin Metro and his Bresser binoculars in one hand, flask in the other then send him my regards. His nads must be frozen by now.

Hyperspamoidism…….hahahahahaha love it!
I think we have it in droves. A severe case of it, for which there is no obvious cure.

At these levels I'm even thinking about a cheeky top up and so is STZ. Are we going to kick ourselves if the share price suddenly heads northwards on good news? Or are we going to feel silly for topping up too soon? Where is the risk / reward level at do you think? Are we at that level now where a top up may yield a multi bag return? It's times like this I wish I had a time machine. If it crawls sub 7p then it will certainly get me thinking but then I have to remind myself of what could happen to the share price if we "go long". Decisions....decisions.....hmmm....

What d'ya reckon, Crude? Are we in top up territory? Are you going to have one last cheeky top up at these levels?

JTF

Crude,
May I remind you that your role at Chuckle was a forced position, as was the case with the entire Chuckle BOD. It was not an elected position and nor is it a paid position. I hope that you continue to give us your service as we enter a critical stage in our company development. We need as much positivity as we can get right now even though your salt throwing skills are no longer needed.....well at least for now. With your background in the NHS, we are wondering whether or not you'd like to be STZ's gout doctor? All this sitting around waiting for the LE is killing the joints.

Hoping for some news this week, but wouldn't be surprised at all if the share price carries on drifting and the radio silence continues. I just hope that when Crude shares a coffee with Parsons that he echoes the many concerns from we PI's about this waiting game without anything to chew over. It has become a very boring share in recent times.

I can report that Chuckle Energy plc hasn't gone into receivership just this yet. Hot air is still being produced mainly by STZ and myself due to our high fibre, high spam diet. May I say that I am DISAPPOINTED to read the thoughts of our 'Head Of Positivity', Crudehope, who doesn't sound very positive about his job security nor his severance payment.

The poster who guessed I was in the Post Office with the weekend's Ebay parcels was absolutely spot on. I have also been into town to change a suit and have been to the gym for my daily 1 hour power walk. Spam is off the menu at the moment due to the Chuckles going on a strict diet. The fridge looks like a tortoise's idea of a buffet, mush to the displeasure of the Chuckles. Ah well.....have to start losing some serious weight in time for the LE party and Trellis's Liquid Event.

Jizzy

Crude,
When you see Parsons, I hope you drill it into his mind that he needs to deliver us a deal. A no deal is just not acceptable. The hopes of thousands of investors are on his shoulders. He doesn't need to be a dream killer. He needs to be the dream maker. He will get thanked for it too and people will follow him on to his next venture at C4. We can wipe the slate clean with SOU, dust ourselves down (it's been very dusty as of late!) and move on from this. It's been too emotional.

I have voted Conservative all my life, but I won't vote for them again with BoJo The Clown at the helm. He is an absolute numpty IMHO. I don't trust him one bit. I am all for a 2nd Referendum and an extension to get rid of this phoney government and replace it with a credible one.

JTF

I think there is a chance that Sidi could be an asset that is taken on by C4 but I was corrected the other day by a poster who said that this couldn't happen due to Parsons being in charge of C4. I'm not sure of the rules, but if we PI's got some kick back from it in the form of some more money for our LE shares then would we complain? Probably not. I know that selling-off the whole of SOU would be better for the BOD too due to corporation tax. I really do hope that SOU is sold off and that we aren't left with SM. I don't really care who buys the assets so long as they are all sold at once and we can move on to pastures new with our dosh. I need to go and consult the sun early 2020 as the thought of frozen spam fritters doesn't get me excited.

I still think there are many PI's out there who are getting the current share price mixed-up / confused with our NAV that has to be around the £1 mark at least for what we have and so hence my circa £1 share price prediction if there is a LE. I include SM in that circa £1 figure by the way, which I am hoping will form part of the sale off of the company.

Circa £1 for me. Sticking with that.

what's got this excited?

Hoi Chipbutty,

I am 18 stones of potential spam fritter. I enjoy my Tennents too. Was in Leith last year and enjoyed a few wee jars of the stuff. Has to be the best lager I have tasted come to think aboot et.....aye.

JTF

Oh God yeah. Nests need to be feathered elsewhere before we even get the slightest inclination of what is going on at stalker's central aka Sevenoaks. I'd say this radio silence will continue for some time yet. You better ensure your car heaters are properly functioning, N4aPound. It's gonna get a wee bit nippy with all this waiting around in superstore car parks.

Yes I know. I had the image of him hanging upside down when I typed my message. He was captured by Italian partisans whilst he was attempting to cross the border with his wife over to Switzerland. He was executed by a firing squad and then hung upside down for all to see. I remember watching the 'World At War' episode when it was on TV.

Crude - we already have a stalker on this bb with his Austin Metro and Bresser Binoculars, sat on in the M&S car park watching the SOU BOD choose their sandwiches and lingerie.

Mussolini was captured and assassinated if my memory serves me right.