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If I have another top up here it will be via my trading account. The legacy shares I bought years ago are still sat in my trading account, which are worthless. These days I buy through my ISA account. However, if I buy any more SOU I will buy via my trading account as no point trying to get my average share price lower as it will still be way higher than the current share price. It may worth a cheeky trade though on the hope that it at least goes back to the value of the Te5 Horst.

Mahatmadinnerjacket,
Trellis was friends with Keith Floyd. It's no fantasy. The man likes his wine.

The offer of bottled farts is still there, delivered in person in the Chuckle Wagon and N4aPound's Austin Metro. I can't say fairer than that. There's more hot air and gas between us than SOU has found in recent years.

I don't think Parsons would entertain a meeting with Chuckle Energy. We're a mob of disgruntle blokes (not including Crudenohope) who are fed up with this radio silence and the general lack of communication coming out of Sevenoaks.

Jobbs - that's right, pal. You go ahead and block yourself and put everybody out of their misery including yourself. You have been miserable and lacking in empathy throughout this process and you must have bored yourself silly by now. I might be a hyperspamtosis sufferer, but that is impaled into insignificance when having to sift through your dreary posts attacking others.

Hey Jobbs?
At least we have retained our and indeed maintained our sense of humour throughout the process.
Glad to hear that spam stocks aren't going to be an issue if we Brexit. Right, back to my loser life with my twin above the chip shop. Living the dream!

I've voted Conservative for most of my life but I will never vote Conservative again with Bojo The Clown at the helm. He's a menace and needs to be ousted out of politics. Look at the mess he has created already. I say that we remain and stay part of The EU. It's a myth that we don't control our own laws anyway. We're in The EU this very second. Are you feeling punished and cramped by being in The EU? Leaving the EU has become an emotion when in practice it is best IMHO to stay in. The damage it will cause to us is not worth the hassle.

There has been no deal that has been agreed as of yet. Don't believe the press / media. The DUP hasn't agreed to it and so it is still up in the air.

Junker is arrogant even suggesting that when he knows full well that it needs to pass through the UK Government first, which it will never do. There is way too much opposition to it. Hence why Junker has nothing to lose by saying what he has said today.

Do you honestly believe Bojo The Clown's Brexit Deal will pass through the House? Absolutely no way, Hose. The EU secretly is hoping that we stay and are calling our bluff. Junker knows exactly what he is doing and realises that Bojo will fail and that an extension will have to be sought under the Benn Act, probably until January 31st 2020. There will be a General Election and The Conservatives will lose because they are not going o give the people a second referendum. I am happy to remain in the EU and actually coming out of the EU will cause problems for me when travelling across Europe and other things which I won't bore you with. When I wake up every morning, I am British as well as being a European. Things aren't going to get any easier if we leave The EU. I voted Remain last time around and I'll do it again.

If Parsons is sticking to having a signed deal for us by year end then he ain't got long to get things done and dusted. If this circus show creeps into early-to-mid November and we still haven't heard anything then IMHO we don't have a deal. I agree in that this extra time bought has been for them to formulate plans for their next drill campaign, which will possibly be a toss up between Te-11 and a well around the Te-5 Horst. Meanwhile, they have lined their pockets even more with our money and have done next to nothing about keeping us updated with any news since May. That's shocking in my book and we are being taken for mugs. Anything less than circa £1 per share come LE, should there be one, which I very much doubt any time soon, then he has failed himself and the rest of us. Nuff said.

This bb has fast become a shop window for middle aged male ailments. Clearly, there always seems to be a remedy for almost every ailment voiced on this bb. Ducati? I thank you for your observations. I'll go and get a tube of Canesten Cream and have a bit of a grope around then. I'll let you know how I get on, I guess.

Jobbs,
I'm glad you admit you're like an itch. That has placed a conclusion on that point. You call me "a plague" but if I'm not on this board for more than 1-2 days, then people pine for me and ask of my whereabouts. The truth is, a SOU bb without my good wit and obvious humour is a board that will fall flat on its face. Chuckle Energy plc is going strong with its loyal board members who all know that it will be us that has the most fun at the LE party. You will be at the bar with the likes of ps230026 comparing notes and chatting about how many posters the pair of you have filtered. I think you should filter me, Jobbs but the truth is you can't and won't. Why? You have a mild infatuation about me and hang on my every post in an attempt to demean me. You have a bit of a crush on me I think you are ideally looking for a game of soggy biscuit with you as the biscuit holder. You didn't even turn up to work when I briefly appointed you at Chuckle as 'Chief Spam Fryer'. I hope by now that you have received your P45 because you're not going to get a second chance.

Here come the disciples again with their cheap pops. Yawn.
I am a lifelong sufferer of hyperspamtosis, for which there is no cure. No matter how much power walking I do, PNE, my misshapen gut will always stay misshapen. I have been moulded by my environment, which as you know is predominantly in favour of chip shops and kebab houses.

Oh be away with you, Jobbs. You're like an itch that won't subside and trust me, I have plenty of unwanted itches about my person at the moment.

It would be impossible pinning a tail on JJ due to his wandering eyes. He'd spot you a mile off even before you had the chance to pin one on him. Just seeing them sat there in that Crude video, guts sticking out in their 1970's suits. Looks like all of our profits have been eaten away......literally. How many steak and ale pies have been consumed over the years? Too many by the look of it.

It seems poor old N4aPound has got some more sitting and waiting to do. I hope he has packed his thermals and flask of iron bru. He may be gone for some time.....

Yes of course, Maldini. Sarah Dees has arranged a game of 'pin the tail on the donkey' that day. How silly of me to suggest what I did. That game will always take precedence over a visit from a PI. It seems there's going to be a lot of people hopping around the office that day with a tail attached to them then. How will BM make the daily trip over to M&S with a load of tails attached to him?

KTF - he is probably the closest to Parsons out of we PI's, so there is always close attention paid to some of the things he says on this bb and especially following his one-to-one conversations with The Sage.
It was good to hear Trellis's thoughts this morning. Always makes me chuckle. And who was it earlier today who mocked wine and chip shops? Shame on you! Life above a chippy isn't as dull as you may think. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

......because I think he was supposed to visit this week and the date of visit has mysteriously been put back to October 30th. It's probably pie-in-the-sky, but others had noticed this too. Crude has fallen silent....again.....so he can't speak for himself. I suspect he'll deny all suggestions that the visit coincides with some groundbreaking news release. Crude bashing seems to have become the national sport of the SOU bb as of late, so he's probably having his wagging tail docked.