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You can't put a price on comedy, Pontcanna.

Chipandputt aka Chipbutty,

I'm not sure if you're from Scotland, but this is how I imagine you! You remind me of a certain Rab C Nesbitt when you go off on one of your infamous rants.

Check out this video....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVk4nh-hBKY

'lift' not 'life'
typo....sorry!

N4aquidortwo....
Funny stories, mate. Metal stairs eh? I bet he's got a life installed like the one in the James Bond movie with the trap door floor? Just in case any nasty PI's manage to make it past Reception. Maybe JJ has chameleon eyes from all those sandwiches he has been eyeing-up at M&S? He gets to view all of the choices on offer at once across all of the shelves.

The first car I got to drove (on an abandoned air field) was a MG Metro. My Uncle had two of them back in the day. Fond memories of gripping onto that small, sporty steering wheel and pedalling as fast I could.

Jizzy

Haha N4...yes, now I recall it's him who has been skulking around Sevenoaks High Street with his buddy, another poster on this bb. I think the pair of them live down there and have from time-to-time bumped into BM in the M&S sandwich aisle. Other food halls are also available.

Funny message, Seaton. The stalker in the car park, sat in his Mini Metro isn't me by the way! I'm too busy frying fritters for Simonthezealot in time for his home coming after having worked yet another 12 hour shift. I am not lying either! I've just had the plumber here to confirm that our washing machine has packed-up and needs replacing. More money out of the Chuckle coffers. We'll soon need to go back to the market to raise equity!

Your description of Traynor made me laugh with his searching chameleon eyes looking in opposite directions. Mind you, I bet you need eyes to be facing in all sorts of directions if you work for SOU. I'm glad for BM that he at least knows in which direction his next free steak lunch is, or prawn mayo sandwich from M&S. I doubt he knows what gas smells like these days, so maybe he should switch to egg and cress?

Jizzy

Before somebody points it out to me, I realise that Sevenoaks is in Kent. It's West Sussex I have a particular bone of contention with for reasons that I won't go into.

I bet Crude has already lined-up his next personal number plate with 'C4 E' as part of the registration. What surprises me about Parsons the most is that he doesn't want to come out of his hiding place and defend himself from all of our concerns and frustrations. I don't buy the fact that he doesn't read this bb and other social media posts involving his company. He is either bricking himself or he is very confident that he will create #dreamsinthedesert. There doesn't appear to be a halfway house. The silence continues to be ominous and is almost palpable at times. The only friend we have is the passing of time because with that, deadlines get met or broken. GLA.

Jizzy

According to another poster, Pembroke Road, 1st Floor has A4 paper sheets concealing part pf the window. Maybe it's to deter drones?! Maybe the letters 'C', 'L', 'O', 'S', 'E' and 'D' are going to be written on the paper sheets? Parsons has another office according to the same poster. My experience of people that live near a port or on the south coast tend to be those who if needed, bunk a runner. Much that Crudenohope will disagree with me, a lot of them tend to gravitate in or around West Sussex e.g. Dorking. It's like our very own 'Costa Del Crime'. However, Crude has made his way out to the countryside with splendiferous views of The Downs. He has his own butler service and matron on call to attend to his various ailments - some of which he has shared with us on this bb. How the other half live, eh?! Hehe!

The only person PS hasn't blocked is himself. No wonder he has discovered relative clam and peace on this bb. He only has his delicate and fragile messages to read back to himself. Bless him.

GekkoJr,

Made me chuckle, those messages of yours. Spam Wellington? Sounds like an euphemism. Almost pornographic actually. You have clearly put a lot of thought into your elaborate spam recipes. Maybe you'd like a job at Chuckle Energy as our Chief Fryer? Both Jobbs and Gasboy have failed to turn up to work and so have consequently been handed their P45's. A job at Chuckle is never beneath you! From this moment on, I now appoint GekkoJr as the new Chief Fryer at #CHUK. Congratulations....I think!

PS - I know you won't see this message, but maybe you should try filtering yourself so that we can all be spared of your boring and childish messages. My good humour and obvious wit are wasted on the likes of you anyway.

N4a quid ought to be proud of the fact that he has the highest share price average out of all us PI's. Indeed, his average appears to be higher than the share price ever went. How can that be so?! Maybe he was using Shaungreen's dodgy abacus that was set to £2.50 (at least). What happened to Shaun anyway? Has he come back under a different pseudonym with £2 shaved-off his share price prediction come LE?

Crudehope? If you are popping-in to see JP and the Team, then tell him that Chuckle Energy sends their regards and hopes that they will manage to secure a deal that will "satisfy all stakeholders." Nuff said.

JTF

Crudehope has fallen a bit silent these past few days. Where are you hiding, Kirk? Any more updates from you master? Don't pee on his lap too much.

Chipbutty,
We are all feeling a bit cheated right now. As I have said a number of times already, the weight is now on Parsons' shoulders to deliver us all a decent LE. Can he do it? Is he man enough to do it? Is he a man of his word? Let's see shall we? Let's see what this "deal maker" can do. He will be a hero or a zero based on what happens "by year end."

PNE - get back to work you minion. I retired 6 years ago you numpty. Deal with it. I'm a man of leisure these days after 20+ years busting my gut. Fair play to me. I am now enjoying the fruits of my labour.

Heard nothing. Absolute disgrace. So Chong gets to join the others and slips away into the sunset.

I hope so, Lyndon. I could use some money right now. Lost enough of it on MYSQ earlier this year. My accounts need replenishing. With the weather getting colder and colder, I just want to hop onto a big bird (so long as it isn't one of those dodgy Boeing's) and go and consult some "current bun." Let's see if Santa Parsons delivers us our Christmas present or whether he turns out to be a Christmas Scrooge.

So people need to think about timescales then. What I mean is, if this one drags beyond this month, it is probably likely that we are "going long" as there needs to be time for us to vote on what the offer is, assuming there is one. If what BM said was true and things will be over by the end of this month, that could....I stress could......mean that an offer is put to us any time now. As you all know, my belief is that we will be going long but absolutely more than happy to be proved wrong and to take the stick for it. It will be the first time in a long time that I have been wrong about a SOU prediction if I am mistaken. I realise that I have covered every base anyway, so as Jobbs said, whatever happens I'm going to be right. Hehe!

Trellis and I will be partying whatever happens. Trellis is holding his 'Liquid Event' at Trellis Towers. There is still a deal to be had here at SOU, but as per my messages yesterday, the ramifications for a "no deal Souxit" will decimate the share price.

Sorry, that should have read, "I have only gambled what I can afford to lose..."