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Wahey! It's Norfolk's chief wine taster back to entertain us all again with his alcoholic anecdotes. If you think your 6th finger is strange, where I'm from, we all have tails.

Send my regards to "wannabe number 5".

Thanks for the explanation, Shed'.

That makes perfect sense. We'll just have to wait patiently for the news to land then. GLA.

I think Fellrunner has bored herself silly with her deramping.

"Inappropriate behaviour?"

Shouldn't you be residing in your pear tree by now, Partridge? Now that's what I call inappropriate behaviour.

Back to SOU anyway....

Has anybody contacted JP about the reason behind the suspended webcam?

I agree, Troajan. You have confirmed what I now believe to be the truth after 5 years of wasting my money and time. If I wasn't so deep underwater with the shares I have, I'd sell all of them and have a complete change in tactics. I'm trying to sell them one-by-one as soon as they get back anywhere near the original buy price. Just need some chips to play with as I'm out of the game at the moment after being screwed over like many were at MYSQ.

PNE - you've been reading too many magazines, mate. People on here have known we are identical twins from years ago. Get with the times. If you're lucky, we may share a drink with you at the LE party. As for a twin lap dance if that's what you're ensuing, then no mate.....we're not that way inclined much to your obvious disappointment!

Nothing strange about going on holiday with your twin brother. I wouldn't call it a "flatulence fetish" either. If you shared a room with STZ you'd know what I mean. That lad is sure windy. It was like living in a wind tunnel for a week. Not the most pleasant part of the holiday, yet I used it to add some light humour on this otherwise dull bb.

We are twin brothers, PNE. I thought everybody knew that? The Chuckle Brothers. Hmmm guess I was wrong.

And no, we're not from Norfolk. Think you're mixing us up with Trellis and is it Dan? who I believe are from out that way. I did used to look after Norfolk Libraries once upon a time though, so have fond memories of staying in Norwich.

Cheers Taurus. Let's act as a team here. We all want answers and our money back somehow.

If anybody is feeling down then share your feelings on here. There's no shame in admitting you're struggling.

Thanks for the feedback guys, but I don't consider myself a ramper nor a deramper. I like to think that I just tell it how it is and how I personally see it. Most of my messages as of late have been just adding light humour on the SOU board anyway.

And I'm beginning to agree with Troajan in that it seems the only way one can make any money on AIM is through what I could best describe as "jab and grab" tactics i.e. don't get too greedy, take lots of small wins and if you add all of the small wins, they equate to one giant win. I have never traded a share and every share sitting in my portfolio was purchased circa 5 years ago, bar the one or two that are sat in my ISA. I've had them for almost 5 years and they are all very deep underwater. I have obviously learnt a lot since then, but there we have it. It seems that anybody taking any sort of long term view on AIM invariably gets hurt. Maybe I'll have a rethink as to what my strategy is in 2019 but sitting on money and watching it fade away isn't a tactic I want to adopt going forward.

Meanwhile...shouldn't you lads be concentrating on the ever decreasing share price here? Somebody ro someone seems to be selling. The way this is heading, it could go sub 1p if the buying volume doesn't start to pick-up. With no major news coming around the corner, as I said the other month....you're all in for a very long, cold, dark, icy winter with not much happening at JAN.

#maythefezbewithyou

May I all remind you that Simonthezealot has produced more gas than SOU has over the past two years (out of both ends). There's no dusters in this household.....trust me! You wanna see a flare? He'll give you the flare of all flares that you have been dreaming about.
As I type this message he is reaching final casing point. Blame it on the fibre I guess.

#livingthedream

Taurus,

Knowing when people aren't joking is a skill that you clearly don't have. I believed SeedofGod when he told us that they sent him a NHS suicide link to which I commented that I find rather patronising given the fact that the very same CEO that they worked with allegedly laundered the missing money....although that needs to be proved in a court of law.

Apology needed please?

#tometoyoutaurus

It's either Omar or Elvis that has caused the spike.

I meant to say arrested and not invested!

SeedofGod,
If they have sent a NHS suicide advice link then they are a patronising bunch of *******.
Where is our money? Why hasn't somebody been invested? What's the latest situation? Are they paying themselves first and then forgetting about us? 6 grand down the drain. Not impressed.

Maybe Crudehope has taken a detour from his cruise and headed via Te-10 to throw some lucky salt at the rig. Either that or Elvis and Michael Jackson were sharing a coffee next to the rig and the web cam had to be turned off to protect their identity. All sorts of weird and wonderful theories going around in my fez adorned head.

Or maybe we have fluked it and found something?!

Tincan,
You've only just noticed that Trellis likes wine?! Haha....I'm still tipsy from his first bout of messages a few weeks ago. He doesn't need and help with where to buy wine. I think he has a couple of wine merchants that regularly visit him, ensuring The Ellis Cellars are well stocked.
Right....time for me to open my first bottle of Merlot.

I suspect JP will want to RNS any early signs of gas, in order to breathe some life back into the share price. However, I am not expecting a Te-10 related RNS until the New Year - perhaps towards the end of the first trading week on a Friday. The GSA should IMO follow the Te-10 results.

Happy Birthday, Trellis.
Glad to hear CNDP-1 and CNDP-2 were a success and the flow rate was constant throughout this morning.
I am also glad that you have accepted the position of 'Chief Alcohol Offcer' at Chuckle Gas plc, the downstream, downmarket, onshore, methane exploration company. Your remuneration will of course be paid in cl's. You will be treated to a couple of bottles of your choosing at the 'Liquidity Event' party or should that be 'Liquid Event' with all the booze that will be flowing? Hopefully we'll be celebrating a share price in excess of 2 pounds per share.

#chucklechuckle

Chuckle Gas plc are delighted to confirm the appointment of Richard Ellis, Trellis, to the Board. Richard will be employed in the capacity of Chief Alcohol Advisor.

JezTheFez, Chairman and CEO of Chuckle Gas, commented: "I am personally delighted to have Richard join the team as Chief Alcohol Advisor. Richard brings a wealth of experience and knowledge with regards to red and white wines - not just from Europe, but from around the world. I'm sure he will keep us chuckling and merry during the forthcoming Christmas and New Year holidays. His state of sobriety is usually suspect during the majority of the waking hours, which is a testament to his drinking experience."