Here's A Joke For Everybody18 Nov 2020 17:45
There's a really weird vibe on today's Board. Hey ho.
Hi TMT, I did not know that I cannot relate private messages, so thank you. Oh well. Changing the subject;
Jet bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. Next day the donkey unexpectedly died. The farmer told Jet, "Sorry to hear about the donkey." Jet replied, "No problem, I'll have me money back." The farmer said, "I've spent it." Jet said, "Ok then, I'll raffle him off." The farmer said, "You can’t raffle a dead donkey!" Jet said, "Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he's dead." A month later, the farmer met Jet and asked, "What happened to the dead donkey?" Jet said, "I raffled him. I sold 500 tickets at £2 each and made a profit of £998. The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?" Jet said, "Just the bloke that won, so I gave him his £2 back."
Moral of the story? Jet made money by having a Contingency Plan for when something unexpected occurred and a Strategy which used Jet’s Ability and Flexibility to adapt Jet’s raffle tickets to Explore and Achieve Jet’s Stated Objectives, and Increase the Value of Jet’s Profit (for Everybody betting their money).
(Don't read anything into the 'dead' bit, for goodness' sake.)
On that other subject, I’m voting ‘yes’ by the way.
ATB to all:))