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Can't claim credit for either of those, two of MANY , I stole for future reference , many years ago, from live events by the Legendary Irish genius of comedy , that was Dave Allen, his Nun, Priest and the Camel surpassed by none, but would take me all day to type...... 🙄

What's the height of suspicion?

Nuns doing sit ups in a cucumber field.

Novice Nun goes into the Mother Superior's office all upset

What's wrong my child

Well, I have always considered myself a good driver, Mother Superior

What's changed my child she replies

Every time I leave the Convent , I get pulled over by the police Mother

Right she says, next time you go to town for Groceries, I will come with you

Thankyou Mother Superior

Thursday comes and so they set off

sure enough hardly out of the Convent gates, Police sirens

They pull over and an Officer approaches the car.

The Nun winds down the window and says , what did I do wrong officer.

The Officer stony faced, just replies LICENSE

Nun hitches up her cassock on her left leg exposing a garter and gets license to give to the officer

REGISTRATION he demands

Nun hitches up her cassock on her right leg and hands it over to the Officer

At which point the Officer unzips

not that bloody Breathalyzer again cries the Nun..............

You get to know many like this when brought up a Catholic 🙊🙉🙈

We would all like to see that but more chance of having a sherry with Santa, how about first cracking AP's own belief, that the company was worth $200m ( £159m ) years ago, on Romania alone, BP and Manalia both up and running, to nameplate capacity.

Have since mothballed Manalia but gained Tajikistan and Hanes. Still gives scope for another attack on pennies, not fractions, with debt resolved and a following herd wind.......GLALTH.

Current MC £1.96m

Stop working so hard, M101 , you can not raise below your nominal (vast 0.10p) , so easy profits for traders from here, so long as Vast survives.......buy sit on hands and wait.........

Do we really need the , stream of same pointless ⚽⚾🏀⚽🔐🔓🔒🔏 's every single day...........

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN...............

later's ooo til late pm.

Real codes died years ago, with the advent of new tech, these days can all be traced back to Richard Heads playing on the FEE FREE sites. Or other Wan Kerrs.

That sums up how little you know, old prices are worth used toilet paper, having to also be diluted and consolidated by the same factor as each and every placing since.........M101

Old market cap high always remains a valid target to beat , old sp's worthless 💩

Most of the new targets being drilled onshore Australia , are now high grade mixes of Hydrogen with Helium. GLA

New hydrogen strategy sets path for Australia to become a global H2 leader. The Australian Government has released its National Hydrogen Strategy. The strategy provides the framework to guide Australia’s production, use and export of hydrogen. This will position Australia to become a global hydrogen leader. Australia has one of the largest pipelines of hydrogen projects of any country in the world. The International Energy Agency (IEA) reports that 20% of all announced projects globally are in Australia.

The 2024 National Hydrogen Strategy represents a comprehensive formal review and update of the 2019 National Hydrogen Strategy. It takes into account developments in technologies, markets and the international policy landscape over the last 5 years. It focusses on industry growth through supporting development at scale.

The National Hydrogen Strategy’s new vision is:

A clean, innovative, safe and competitive hydrogen industry that benefits Australia’s communities and economy, enables our net zero transition, and positions us as a major global player.

Central to the updated strategy are the production incentives announced as part of the Australian Government’s $22.7 billion Future Made in Australia plan. These were announced through the 2024-25 Federal Budget. The Hydrogen Production Tax Incentive (HPTI) and the expanded Hydrogen Head start Program will drive economies of scale, accelerate investment

The strategy was developed in consultation with stakeholders from: state and territory governments, industry stakeholders, including: face to face meetings with more than 65 stakeholders the receipt of 115 submissions to a consultation paper and a multidisciplinary advisory group.

New hydrogen strategy sets path for Australia to become a global H2 leader. The Australian Government has released its National Hydrogen Strategy. The strategy provides the framework to guide Australia’s production, use and export of hydrogen. This will position Australia to become a global hydrogen leader. Australia has one of the largest pipelines of hydrogen projects of any country in the world. The International Energy Agency (IEA) reports that 20% of all announced projects globally are in Australia.

The 2024 National Hydrogen Strategy represents a comprehensive formal review and update of the 2019 National Hydrogen Strategy. It takes into account developments in technologies, markets and the international policy landscape over the last 5 years. It focusses on industry growth through supporting development at scale.

The National Hydrogen Strategy’s new vision is:

A clean, innovative, safe and competitive hydrogen industry that benefits Australia’s communities and economy, enables our net zero transition, and positions us as a major global player.

Central to the updated strategy are the production incentives announced as part of the Australian Government’s $22.7 billion Future Made in Australia plan. These were announced through the 2024-25 Federal Budget. The Hydrogen Production Tax Incentive (HPTI) and the expanded Hydrogen Head start Program will drive economies of scale, accelerate investment

The strategy was developed in consultation with stakeholders from: state and territory governments, industry stakeholders, including: face to face meetings with more than 65 stakeholders the receipt of 115 submissions to a consultation paper and a multidisciplinary advisory group.

All are NOTHING NOW, just Richard Head's playing games........

gotta scoot

Vast traditionally very leaky and when it goes , goes hard until the mostly bad news (endless placing p&d's) last decent one we blink of an eye 0.12 - 0.35p been a bit longer since the pair of sub 0.2p to 1.15p and 2.65p

Every dog has its day 😜🤑

Somewhere to be, hope it's an entertaining breakout for you guys ......GLA

C U Monday.......

Same as all the real codes, that died YEARS AGO, with new tech, all proliferated across the market with the FEE FREE sites, many a Richard Head playing games with 1 600 900 911 in particular, was a case on vela two years ago the (cough ) 1's started then expanded to 1 900 911 1, after many sessions it was 1 2 3 911 3 2 1 and 1 2 3 4 5 911 5 4 3 2 1 stings, the two culprits where identified and banned from the site.

These were real codes , died out years ago , with new technology , not the absence of a 1 (made to fit nonsense/speak to a nomad) although back in the day, many other conspiracy theorists thought the small figure also valid i.e

1 = 100 = I need shares

https://www.pennystockdream.com/Market-Maker-Signals

Small trades exploded on all shares, with the advent of the FEE FREE sites, traditionally when few, a guy who claimed to be an ex mm/broker said, they are housekeeping and balance offsets. e.g

one broker has a client wanting say 5m shares, another has a seller wishing to dump 5,000,025, the broker would take the full amount, give his client the 5m and offset the remainder (add/subtract from another trade) as all have to be accounted for.

Right

C U Monday.........

We waited 4 years for regional issues to be resolved - Sector GREEN LIGHT

Appears, Chuditch and all else in the becalmed TL Timor Sea area, on the cusp of a sector REVIVAL......... 🤔

GLALTH.

just to add to yesterdays news , australia to support tl onshore sunrise development and the video comment , you just have to get it through the consortium....... appears that might not be as hard, as in dozens of previous meetings. as said woodside previous prime option darwin, to grow with an additional complex, all 3 fully booked long term, so she's not getting into there anytime soon.......

meg appeared to have softened her line, just came across this, a late october interview with sector mag upstream.

woodside open to all development options for sunrise

chief executive meg o’neill says no preferred concept for likely lng project

https://www.upstreamonline.com/lng/woodside-open-to-all-development-options-for-sunrise/2-1-1730941

woodside still has 33.4% of sunrise on its books for $0.00c, after being marked down y-o-y from hundreds of millions

(pre gas price boom) deal done, value returned - equally unloved timor waters , kelp and chuditch should also benefit by association.

a g.s. deal is great for us, return of gas value, increased sector interest, as at least one path to monetise would be in play (nil for 22 years) course would be far greater, having got what they want, if they also then publicly support other paths, with a first green light for chuditch fpso production ops, pre/post drill.

do they really want to **** the sector players off again, with come , we have loads of empty licenses available but if you find something, you will have to wait in the queue for the pipeline to natarbora (fl's fb snippet now 2032-2034 operational)

Still be nice to see a new name/s on TR1 , once the real action starts. Pretty much all the Super Major/Majors operating on/offshore or both in Australia (Hydrogen) plus its own giants like Woodside (now the 5th biggest tax payer in OZ) Origin and others. Helium usually a more shallow gene pool of speciality companies but as posted earlier, many OZ refinery complexes, already geared for Hybrid processing , Natural Gas plus Green and Blue future gases (Hydrogen/Helium/Ammonia)

Helium top ten , note number 10 Noble Helium Ltd (Australian)

https://www.techsciresearch.com/blog/top-helium-companies-worldwide/4554.html

Yes always nice to see a current Investor seed funder, increasing and not like the falsely accused of being II's types, trying to get to the exit ASAP , virtually all of AIM and sadly these days , a number of Main Market bad apples, lead by the shocking events over at copl, I did warn them 2 years before the s.h.t.f, nobody churns 200 billion shares in adding from 4b to 16b (pre consolidation) in issue, then quadruples the new base in the blink of an eye, with nothing but a death spiral to show for it all, plus the CEO had a history of using some of his way over the top salary and allowance, to con the crowd with a large strategic buy. Pay yourself £1m plus allowances and do nothing for 10+ years, throwing in £350k to settle the crowd at 35p , on its continued path from an 80p return to market to a fraction of a fraction of a penny and suspension. Smelt RANK for a long time before the end. (HFB Hopingforbags back then)

Thankfully on the Main Market a rare occurrence of clear skullduggery and organised manipulation.

Clearly, good and VISIBLE supporting seed funders are investors, remains an ultra low share base here at GEX.

All appears, exactly as you would wish to see, good assets, actual supportive Investors, smart funding so far. 👍

Dog UKOG 3 x £2m on the market buys by French Major Maurel Prom, the trigger for its historic floor to kiss 11p (whole pence) rise. That was AIM with fleas and ever growing confetti shares in issue.

GEX Main Market sub 100m shares in total issue, will move like a hairy bear in the woods, come the day, to fill sector players orders , if/when they arrive..... 😲🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 F.T.R.M

On oil and gas sector shares, you look for the £50k- £2 Million trades not 50-100k shares. Then you know its on like D.K

Think she will,, as per earlier posts, Darwin growing to 3 complexes (she's not getting into any of them anytime soon)

so the long held position of Woodside/Osaka Darwin option, has zero merit left to it.

Last year also struck a deal with PM Rauk to expand exploration in TL waters, again if she finds something, where can it go, the TL onshore option now has legs for Sunrise gas , Troubadour condensate , Kelp idle 14.5 tcf, even Chuditch long term under a 25-30 well FFD.

The kids in the back, saying are we there yet............. I'd say after saying nothing will happen for 4 years, until the elephant in the room settled.

Yep , can see the turn off and entry , up ahead........GLA

Expect others , to start making moves, lot of potential on trend gas still to be found in TL Timor Sea waters, the Indonesian and Australian Timor Sea waters have been finding and draining them since the 1970's, would be crazy to think the meat in the IN/OZ sandwich has little filling..... 🤔

1970's an Australian politician, spoke in the house , after the initial finds and volumes , the Timor Sea could be the new Middle East, for us to reap similar rewards........