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to April Fools Day.

I anticipate the headline, "Leaching for diamonds are a go".

"After they discovered diamonds in the latrine the diggers use, the Goldfinger Corporation started to dissolve the soil using ammonia. They are now in talks with Alexander Mining, to refine the technique. Potentially, the tailings are suitable for food production, as it is nitrogen rich.

Beware the Ides of March!

https://docs.wixstatic.com/ugd/c46349_4c2202283475406981e565d070e6b05a.pdf

When something hurts herring, it hurts me.

On 15th February, I said the Flinders River Flood was too close for comfort.

Fortunately, we are on an Anticline??

Are they making these things up?
Is it geology, or are they Cunning linguists?

It was too little water, now it's too much water.
Isn't that the plot of Dune?

"The Company intends to close another private placement in the coming month in order to improve its treasury and plan further exploration work."

I think they are just chatting up old ladies.
A lot of Baby Boomers coming onstream.

Two 1 shares buys by ALGO?

Is it some kind of Sky.net trying to pump and dump?

You want the officers to fight with the men.

Like Alexander of Macedonia did.

These days, even the soldiers fight with drones, in an air conditioned hut in Nevada.

The BOD has options.

Share holders are the cannon fodder.

0.15p is the beach head.
Marines, we have to charge and take that beach head, followed by the bunkers.
Every inch is bought with our blood. Well, money, same thing.

Day traders.

If somebody bought at 0.07p, and sell now, no big loss. Just a quick punt.

At least it keeps the market active.

https://www.deepsouthresources.com/investors/news-releases/deep-south-resources-shareholders-elect-six-directors-at-agm-2/

Director Votes for % for Votes withheld % withheld

John H Akwenye 30,826,701 100% 0 0

Pierre Leveille 30,826,701 100% 0 0

Tim Fernback 30,826,701 100% 0 0

Ryan Cheung 30,826,701 100% 0 0

Jean-Luc Roy 30,826,701 100% 0 0

Luke N. Nepela 30,826,701 100% 0 0

Make Teressa May envious, that will.

Share Price: 68.00
Bid: 68.00
Ask: 70.00

What is in that RNS? It's like VIAGRA. Nearly two weeks, it's still going up.

If everybody thought AXM can make it, the share price would be £1.

Get used to being the one in a million who thinks AXM will come through.

If you are one in a hundred, you will be fighting just to get one share.

Could be butter fingers from Cairn Financial Advisers LLP.
Filed the story, and then finds spelling errors every where.

If they could estimate the patents at £10m worth, wouldn't that be nice?

~2 billion shares, so 0.5p a share.

Intention?

1. Fund raising through placing, so trying to make it look pretty.

2. Drum up interest from vultures for a take over.

51%. Hmm.

There are a number of ~3% holdings around here.

Call them up and offer 0.2p, and then buy the rest on the open market?

Was I thinking aloud? Wink, wink.

So many ALGO trades.

Neat and tidy, 5,000 , 10,000 , 15,000 , 25,000 shares, and then 6,743.

Can't last, of course, computers are not interested in holding long term.

Share Price: 66.50
Bid: 66.50
Ask: 67.00

Crucifixion for that Merian fund manager.
It's a mercy killing.

Five ALGO trades. one at 65p, then four at 66p.

Is a computer trying to drive the market?
If the FCA calls up, perfect alibi.
It's the computer, not me. I'm no market manipulator.

Greedy capitalists all think alike.
The computer can work it out, same as humans.

What is the computer's incentive, though?
Fast cars, champagne, loose female computers?

We need to formalise these truth saying, prophcies and fortune telling.

We need to claim to speak for some form of authority, deity or oracle.

By the Power of my left Big Toe, which twinges with the vigour of a rabbit on heat, I say onto you.....

The Ceremonial head dress is a fruit basket.

You mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMuam1MObtI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRBl0GPBm4o

Obviously the author of Shawshank Redemption was clueless about saving tax.

What you do is you clone yourself, so the new you is ~40 years younger.
You then marry yourself, so the inheritance is completely tax free.

Same sex is no longer an obstacle, as civil partnership is now legal.

The bonus is, capital gains are rest to zero on Probate!
Just for that, I should die every twenty years.

The drawback is, the ISA cannot be inherited, only the content.

Nipple twisting with pincers, for that funder manager.

Assuming my ISA money is tied up in AXM, which can take ten years to get to £1, I still need to trade in the non-ISA dealing account.

The losses carried forward is an excellent regulaing mechanism for years of plenty.

I carried £33k worth of loss forward for about 15 years, and then it came in real handy when I sold a Buy-To-Let. HIgher rate CGT on property was 28% (20% + 8% supplement for property). 28% on £33k is £9,240.

By giving a "sxxte" about tax, and scraping together every tax relief I could find, I saved about £100k altogether on CGT that year.

+9.09% ( +0.01)

Is this the Dawn of the Planet of MetaLeach?

Being a high risk stock, I started out buying outside the ISA as well.

This means if it tanks, I can salvage the loss and carry forward to offset capital gains elsewhere.

The really god-like trade would be to

Buy 40m shares at 0.2p for £80k, outside ISA.

Sell 40m shares at 0.05p for £20k, outside ISA, this creates a capital loss of £60k.

Move £20k into the S&S ISA.

Buy 40m shares inside the S&S ISA at 0.05p, for £20k.

You now have £60k worth of loss to offset other gains,
which can be carried forward into future tax years.

If the AXM share price then shoots up to £1, you will have made ~£40million, AND have £60k of loss for offset purposes.

If you were Greek, you would know that even the Gods will get jealous, and arrange a tragic end.
Every day, Taylor Swift will flaunt herself at you, in a see through toga, but you can never catch her, however fast you chase. Yes, it is attempted rape if you do catch her.