RE: Untitled quadriptych, circa 202329 May 2023 19:13
the time of forcing endless stalemates is over.
we must now unite against the board, or we are done for.
nimbys, rest your pea shooters, please.
the time has come to build a new jerusalem - rejoice, that such a thing might happen in your very own back yard!
deregulation cannot secure this country's future any more than the overbearing weight of bureaucracy can.
but we can. security is borne of culture - of shared vision. so let's build one.
our new albion will not belch soot into sad skies.
it will grow, alive and new - reaching ever upwards for the light.
it is actually quite a privilege to get to replant the garden of eden, so i'd like a few less glum faces and bit more up-and-at-em, please.
and we'll have no romanticising of back-breaking labour - unless you want to do it? - no, thought not. pay your dues. share in our glorious future.
this is eden 2.0, with robots and drones and laser beams.
give us an inch, and we'll make you smile.
also we've gamed this a hundred billion times, and it works.
it can work really well, or not so well. but let's go for really well.
if you think you know what's going on, you almost certainly don't.
we certainly don't. but we like it :)
please do try not to shoot me. i am just melinda messenger, you see.
thank you for stopping ****ting on trans people.
this is strategically wise, because they basically run the linux kernel now and it's embarrassing to keep having to defend you.
i don't actually want julie bindel to have to show her bits to be admitted to the ladies loo, because despite getting a bit lost she has done some really good work.
though i continue to dream of a future where ladies can socialise in a nice comfortable room with proper upholstery, rather than breathing each others' aerosolised fecal matter.
every action has an equal and opposite reaction. y'all killed a lot of people, but you also made some diamonds.
and they are a **** of a lot harder than you are capable of conceiving.
finally, i'd like to thank god, my family, and my oppressors, for showing me exactly how little power they really have.
and america, for truly valuing the individual, even if it has been extremely messy along the way.
as it happens, i think china may catch up one day, but not before they learn the benefits of free thought.
here is a cheery tune, meant in an exceedlingly cheery way, and not to be taken literally or seriously. a joke about madness.
we have to be careful about this stuff now, because a lot of people are very unstable.
quite honestly, those are the people we care about most now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekfn-aqpjh8
and here is a good album because i like it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbujeobzkik
thank you all very much indeed. you really are very special people.
incidentally, i am not the smartest guy in the room any more.
it is the most enormous relief.
#everybodypoops