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You can't blame him, Baz. The guy is just a numpty, he really doesn't know any better...

Goodness me. What a difference 3 days make. Many thanks for your insight, slavetothetrade.

Nope.

Nope

Is the match on Telly? I dread to think what you intend to do come February (and it isn't even a leap year, lol)

Hi Scarlet. Yours earlier to day.... """""due to workovers. 27,159 b per month= 876 bopd. Workovers & maintenance to continue into Dec... No mention of WF or anything else. So obviously JC had not seen an increase in production!!!""""""" 27,159 divided by 30 = 905.3 27,159 divided by 31 = 876. Good luck at Bath, pal....

Morning rascal. No great jitters? That is probably because the MAT figure has been falling since November 2015. The market is used to it.

The following Statistics have been given an X-Certificate..... Those of you with a nervous disposition had best stop reading now... Daily production for the month of November in the year :- 2012..........110 bopd. 2013...... 1,497 2014.......2,217 2015.......1,553 2016.......1,111 2017......... 905 Production is down by 18.54% on November last year. Production dropped below the 1,000 mark for the first time since May 2013. Are there any reasons? You know, like several wells being off line for part of (or all of) the month? If there are then it might be an idea to tell us in the RNS (who am I kidding - that is far too much work) ( or far too much information for the people who actually own this mess). Now the all revealing MAT figures:- Annual Production for the period from :- 01.12.2012 to 30.11.2013.........354,273 01.12.2013 to 30.11.2014.........687,565 01.12.2014 to 30.11.2015.........674,811 01.12.2015 to 30.11.2016.........492,657 01.12.2016 to 30.11.2017.........411,979 That is a drop of 18.57% - we are on the slide again. This was an opportunity to spell out what (if any) reasons accounted for the drop. To reassure us owners. To steady the glimmer of confidence the Market has shown in the past week. We are fortunate that we have scarlet in out ranks - who, despite being male, Welsh and convinced that all months have 31 days in them, will probably be able to give us some detail about individual well production - which just might explain the totally TIHS (read backwards) RNS Rick put together on the back of a fag packet on the way out to the Golf Course...... I really am NOT AMUSED.... Rick needs to go and SOON !!!!!

On it..... Stats follow.... 30 days hath September, April, June and.....

Oh dear. What is worse? Rick's I don't explain anything if a really "good" production RNS? Or scarlet being convinced that November has 31 days in it?

LOL. Good training for canal digging....

Yep. A stronger POO is, perhaps, the kick start the SP needed.

not unexpected. The day boys have mostly departed. We held at 26% after the mass exodus. I will take that. Now all we need are some facts and figures. Shouldn't be long - scarlet is on the case.

scarlet. The market rarely moves in a straight line. But I would be quite happy for this SP to prove me wrong. Back shortly - I'm off for a pump (or do I mean dump?).

True. But better than the Beano. Lets see what he does next.

Is there an echo in here??? lol

Good summation of where we currently are. I especially like the assertion that we five or six have such influence. And as for scratching your head - yep - quite common and understandable.

Good summation of where we currently are. I especially like the assertion that we five or six have such influence. And as for scratching your head - yep - quite common and understandable.

Do, please, give the lad enough rope. I really am enjoying it..

HNY, RM. That depends on whether you want to soak of sink. If the latter, all you need for a 6 foot individual is 6 foot of water. Just persuade them to wear concrete over shoes....lol. I do prefer to encourage numpties rather than drown them. But each to their own. Regards, Hickfrommilngavie (for alibi purposes).