I have written the next Operational Update RNS for the BOD4 Jan 2024 10:41
It goes like this:-
4th Jan 2024
"We are PLEASED to announce our latest update to proceedings at our Rukwa Project, currently based at Itumbula twin Pads, and Tai-3 cased borehole. Due to ongoing operational unforeseen difficulties, we have to inform the market, that we are now aware that we have mistakenly filled the Rig Truck engine cooling system with Hydraulic Oil, and also filled the Hydraulic system with Diesel Oil. We have on-site experts who have advised that filling the truck fuel tanks with water will help, as we will then have all 3 fluids in place somewhere within the Rig equipment, and they will eventually find their rightful locations.
We are working as fast as we can, and expect to update the market within the next 12 months!
Additionally, all of the BOD flew into Mbeya Airport after their 2 week special Winter meeting in St Lucia. We spent the afternoon in the town market, prior to travelling to site, and are pleased to report we managed to pick up a packet of Dusters and a 12 pack of WD40 Aerosols, to add to our on site Stores warehouse. Unfortunately, on route to site, our bicycle chains became dry, and on deciding to address the issue with some of the WD40, we discovered that the cans were in fact de-presurrized, and of no assistance in repairing the bikes. We have sent Mike back to get a cash re-imbursement, as you will all know, we are extremely careful with the pennies. Also, we will not be paying the cycle rental company for the bike hire, as we are good at getting into that Invoice dispute kind of situation!
In regards to the drilling campaign, we have unanimously agreed to restrict the drill work to boring 2 metre holes to allow planting of trees as part of the on-going community work, and as the drill will therefore be busy, we will wait for some movement in the East African Rift System within the next 1000 years, which will release the Helium we are confident is there. (We asked Mike to get some bin bags while he is taking the WD40 back, so we will be able to catch the Helium, ready to transport to market. We also plan to return to Tai-3 and unscrew the lid, to check if there is anything that has gathered in the pipe! That will involve further fundraising for the Taxi costs! We will notify the market accordingly!
Finally, we have contracted the whole of the Icelandic Government to help us further expand our Knowledge of the geology here, as we haven't an effing clue about it! End of RNS"
Dear Board, if you decide to use the above RNS, there will be a charge of £11385.20 to cover the cost of my investment in HE1, which now stands at sub £400 value. Invoice will be PRO FORMA
Wishing you all well in your new employment as DIY Drill demonstrators at B&Q
Gogsthelogs