RE: LBC now with Sheila1 Oct 2020 16:04
A man driving up a rural road sees a large sign, “Free Talking Dog” Intrigued he pulls into a small farm and sees a man sitting on his porch next to a beautiful Golden Retriever. He asks the farmer, “what’s up with the talking dog sign?”
The dog interrupts and says “I will answer that. Originally I worked in the Himalayas as a rescue dog saving stranded people on the mountain. Then I spent two years in the Middle East sniffing out bombs to keep our soldiers safe. After that I did a few months sniffing out Covid19 on people, now I’m just looking for something new”
Amazed, the man looks at the farmer and says “Oh my God! How can you give this dog away?
The Farmer replies “because this dog is a goddamn liar! He has never done any of that stuff!!”