Whiskyman's local pub19 Jul 2024 14:39
Joe: Me and the missus are thinking of going to Spain this year
Wm: Spain! What's wrong with you man? There's millions can't even afford a week in Skeggie, and you're off to Spain!
Fred: We're getting a new Fiat 500 next week
Wm: You insensitive get. That lass down our street can hardly afford petrol for her moped, after she's paid for her fake tan and eyelash extensions
Bill: We're thinking of moving house soon
Wm: Better house is it? There's millions who'd love to have just an 'ole in't ground and a bit o' tarpaulin', and you've got the brass neck to go on about houses. I'm off to the Labour club, have a proper conversation about double diggin th'allotment, than sit here with you lot braggin about yer fancy stuff
Bill: Well, I say 'ouse, it's an 'ouse to us . . .