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Gooooooooood morning crazy mad munchkins of the naughty Wood chitter chatter bonkers board. So I managed again today to speak to an ex school buddy (and this time he didn't have me waiting for days on end for a response having me thinking he was dead or something) I've mentioned him before on here, he's a very wealthy munchkin through his investments he's got a yacht that's how well he's done and even today he tells me he's on his luxury canal boat on the Liverpool Leeds canal in Wigan on a spring break with his girlfriend and her 6 cats, Anyways back to the matter at hand, inside information he has been informed about, it seems Ken at Wood was locked in a store room only recently, said to have been an oversight/accident, it wasn't it was intentional and only in last few days Ken has been seen mopping the canteen floors in the late evening, these are all good signs he tells me. Now for those who question the truth of this I suggest you ask the good fellow Mr Bob on the chitter chatter board here, he will be able to confirm this is all true I'm sure. Have a good afternoon and a lovely evening munchkins. Roger roger over and bonjour.

Evening crazy mad mad crazy munchkins, Now that I'm literally a failure in isolation from my previous life that ended a few days ago after only just being released from a padded prison cell, I decided to undertake a bit of surveillance work in regards to a certain kind of pest on the world of woody's chitter chatter board here for a couple of hours. I know most of you are already aware of the trolley trolls but as a oddball myself I thought I'd compile a list of the known trolley trolls for wider distribution across the global investment community.

Carrotstickitup13

AimMasturbator2018

DirtyDogger69

LandBoner

End of list.

End of surveillance operation.

I've noted that I think there is a strong connection between all four individuals and I advise we all must now proceed with caution with any further engagement for the sake of sanity, health and safety and oh there was something else but I've forgotten it.

Kind Regards

Best Wishes

Bonjour, Adios

Froggles.

Afternooooooon you crazy mad munchkins of Woody's mad world, what a morning I've had, chased by an angry dog on the loose that obviously doesn't like humans on bicycles, luckily I've been there before a few times so I know how to navigate an angry four legged munchkin in these circumstances, maybe it's just me and not all humans on bicycles, didn't bother to ask him/her/them, a lovely shining coat on said munchkin though I did notice that much, anyways back to matter at hand Mr Wood and Co, just managed a small top up of £93 Good news on the lenders giving Wood a wave it's a pity my bank couldn't do the same for me rather than harass me with texts and letters on my overdraft and loan arrears. All will come good though in the end I shall pay all my dues in full obviously not on time, Grandad included or should I say Grandads girlfriend and carer. Hope you all have a lovely afternoon and evening and for those holding while Wood is in suspenders, just remember you know the truth is that 'you got to be in it to win it' obviously lose it too but I say again here at Woody 'He who dares wins' Bonjour Adios Bonjour. PS for the loose nutty non holders 'we don't care what you say' it's you lot that don't want to see winners. Adios Bonjour Adios.

Evening you crazy crazy mad munchkin lot, my my boggles absolute madness today on here reading back, such madness gave me flashbacks of a family party I once attended. I had to crawl on the floor from the bar to exit the madness it was so bad, people were warned beforehand not to leave an empty chair or two next to uncle Peter but no one cared to listen. Anyways munchkins I couldn't bring myself in the end to sell the ex girlfriends car so I only managed a small top up of £55 today as other expenses have piled up on me and the fact I've been dumped by my now ex girlfriend I was so fed up last night I ended up spending £20 what was for Wood shares on a Dominos pizza but every cloud as the pizza was tasty and the girl that served me in Dominos oh my boggles what a lovely big pair of beautiful green eyes she had, never seen anything like them before, amazing. Tomorrow is another day if the Wood stock share store is still open munchkins and I'm hoping for another final top up if I can manage to find another £50 or more, I'm up to 137959 shares now which is amazing considering I've spent very little of my own money on them so not to worry if I don't top up again before Wood goes in suspenders. Goodnight you nutters and may Woody bring us fortune on his return to earth. Bonjour.

Evening crazy mad munchkins of Woody's world, my boggles there is some absolute nutters on here I must say but at least we have the brains and balls of the Jimmy Oxford's, the Icecoolies, the Millennium Falcons, the Pokercrisps of the world to guide us and keep us sane, I know there are many others but too many to list and I can't stop for long as I've got a buyer coming for the now newly ex girlfriends car, she's away on a family trip with her wicked mother and I thought revenge I'm selling your car before I leave, she's expecting me gone when she gets back and I will be just like her car will be, sale proceeds going in to Woodstock first thing once banking is done. What a journey us munchkins have been on. Have a safe and pleasant evening mad humans, Bonjour, bonjour.

Evening crazy crazy mad munchkins of the Wood chatter chitter chatter board,

Back after a short break to HMP Kirkham and my boggles my first thought catching up here was it's all gone Audrey's thong but I fear not, one it's Grandads 20k and two I have an idea, now just to be clear my visit to HMP Kirkham was nothing to do with Grandads 20k it was somewhat an historic issue a bit like Woods issues you could say, I'll not go in to the detail but I will say is it wasn't me. Now back to my idea, on second thoughts here again might not be wise to discuss but I will need some volunteers, maybe for anyone interested in volunteering with my idea I can say the following for your information to consider... Van, duck tape, blindfold, rope, water gun. I'll leave it at that for now.

All things considered hope you all have a safe pleasant weekend. Bonjour, Adios.

Evening mad munchkins, it's amazing isn't it to think that those strange human oddballs who can't sing and yet do sing on the streets..... 'Say it loud, say it clear, refugees are welcome here' are actually heard by those refugees that are thousands of miles away but when said refugees finally arrive it more turns out to be..... 'Say it loud, say it clear, refugees drink all our beer. Anyways crazy humans of the Wood chatter board, have a good nights rest and see you all in mornings, Bonjour.

Good morning crazy mad munchkins, Oooo Scarlet you are a little vixen aren't you, anyways munchkin, where did you see these pigs and elephants flying? Something I've always wanted to see, I've been to many zoo's and safari parks wanting to see certain animals flying about but no luck as yet, it's actually the elephant of them all I've always wanted to see flying and unfortunately I can't compare the long uncomfortable flight from New York many years ago were I had to sit next to someone who many would describe as an elephant. Have a good afternoon loopy humans.

Bigballs2all,

That happened a long time ago munchkin, cycling accident but let me tell you, its not stopped me, I'm more dynamic on my bicycle than ever and I'm not talking aero either, always been fast, aware, super agile lets say, obviously just not on the day I crashed in to the back of the number 53 bus which had stopped at a bus stop to load up with nutters . Have a good evening.

Crazy mad munchkins, so Woody the big ginger stray I took in is back from the vets after having his big 🍒 removed, my word he's gone all lunatic on me because he's not allowed out for while but at this rate I think he'll be throwing himself threw the window pane to get out, the vet commented on how big his 🍒 were, I said tell me about it, they nearly took my head off trying to get him in cat carrier, hopefully he'll calm down and conk out to sleep for while but as I type this he's headbutting my leg and ripping my Sketchers to bits, anyways all quiet, calm and friendly on the chatter here as per as we wait for news. Quick thank you to Mr Jimmy Oxford for his comment yesterday which reminded me to get a suitcase for my cash profits here once they come in because not thinking as I do, I went and sold the one I had on Gumtree some time ago, we all make misteaks I guess. Have a good afternoon loopy humans and until next time, stay safe, roger roger over and out.

Evening crazy mad munchkins, funny how this conversation has not long popped up today regarding the long terms on staying invested in Wood if Mr Sid walks away because for the last couple of hours I've been churning some numbers through my Casio FX85GTCW Scientific Calculator along with my Wildlife Trust calendar at my side and the results are as follows....

November 2025, 81.06p

April 2026, 93.88p

December 2026, 110.55p

June 2027, 152.11p

November 2027, 177.77p

March 2028, 229.90p

I didn't continue further because it was obvious it was doing a Rolls Royce on me.

I'm only giving you the details the calculator is giving me, so remember, don't blame me if the calculator is wrong blame Sharebel.

Good evening to you all loopy humans, stay calm, stay invested but most importantly stay safe. Bonjour.

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Morning mad munchkins. Happy to report treadmill now sold, so more Woody stock incoming, buyer has just left with his new purchase although he tells me it's not for him, he says its a message to his wife to start wearing the clothes she's spent a small fortune on that don't fit her anymore, I told him if all fails she wants to get it all on Gumtree at least then not all is lost. No sign of hellodavid this morning, hope he's ok, I see 🥕 popped in with his buddy Oldengine with some positivity for us all, anyways, have a good and safe day you crazy lot and remember the wise words of Mr Jimmy Oxford who has popped in while surfing the train, 'Connect the money, follow the dots'

IMHO DYOR (Sir Sharebel)

Evening crazy mad munchkins of the Woody chatterbox board, well hello hellodave, still in a kerfuffle I see munchkin, well do not fear Frogglesboggles is here with a message for you.... 'May the force be with you'

Goodnight you loopy humans and don't forget to tell those close to you, the ones you love and care for in your life 'get those Wood shares before it's to late'

IMHO DYOR (Sharebel said)

Bonjour you crazy mad munchkins of the Wood chatter chitter chatter board

Some cheeky monkey or monkeys have been disposing of their household waste containing lots and lots of banana skins in my wheelies bin, I think Sharebel and 🥕 may have information on this matter.

Hope all you loopy lot have a good evening, Au revoir

Morning mad mad munchkins, another busy bee day on chatter chitter board I see and we have no other than the Sharebelly on board, of course we do, he's probably wearing a tight pair of shorts in his partners dressing gown and a pair of crocs on his feet, anyways, reading between the lines of the latest RNS, I just see more lines to be honest but every cloud and all that jazz because we fill our ISA's in a week or so to buy up more Woody, all so it's out of reach from that lay dee Rackhell from accounts and her greedy mitts. Hold for millionaires shortbread IMHHHHO DYOBR.

Have a goooood day you crazy crazy bunch.

Evening mad munchkins, Well well well, I think I know what's going on here but I won't reveal all until I actually know what's going although that said, I know I know what's actually going on, just not officially. Anyways, hello hellodave, my word you've got yourself in to a kerfuffle today, I wonder, do you have any hair left on your head? if so I send it best wises, if not, do you use a daily moisturiser on it? just asking out of interest that's all, something that's always interested me but never asked the question in person in fear of being headbutted by the bald head questioned.

Have a good evening crazy humans of the Wood chatter chitter chatter board and see you all early and bright in the mornings.

Goooooood Afternoooooooon crazy mad munchkins. I've been working on another poem for the last week or so and it's dedicated as you can see to one of our favourites on the chitter chatter board here.......

He wears a silly hat and lives up to being a prat

He's known all over town

That's our Sharebell the clown

The end.

Have a good afternoon and safe evening you mad humans of LSE.

Note to whom it may concern, Sharebel included. One has made a decision that Sharebel is a male but it may well be the case that he is a she (female) although I am informed other flavours are available. Apologies in advance.

Late evening mad munchkins, well I'm in the woofing doghouse with my girlfriend again, thought I'd have a go a baking a loaf of bread for our morning toast, I've ended up smoking the house out after creating a charred house brick. I was thinking of popping out to Asda to get a loaf so at least my girlfriend can have her toast in the morning but I've decided I'll ask Tom our neighbour next door in the morning if he can spare a few slices, just hope he's up and about and I don't have to wake him. Hope you crazy lot get a good nights rest before another day of guessing commences. Goodnight and don't let the bed bugs fight.

Afternoooooooon mad munchkins of the Wood chatter board. I had a feeling this was coming today and I don't know why, definitely heard no leaks on Wood from my HQ but on the matter of leaks elsewhere, I was on the bus Saturday morning (just fancied a bus ride) two ladies chatting, one had a shower head at home that was leaking when not in use, my comment was not welcome, one she screamed 'you nosey

b a s t a r d' at me. All I said was 'if you buy a cheap Chinese made shower head from B&M this is what one should expect after a couple of showers if not count yourself lucky' An overreaction from one said mad lady I thought but hey I've learnt a lesson, stay off the buses they are full of nutters. Have a good afternoon crazy humans.