RE: Sunday the 2nd of March 20252 Mar 2025 13:56
Hello Simonthezealot, Hope you are well? Your question is a fair one but let me explain a little as to why Grandad will not be getting a new mobility scooter out of my forthcoming profits. Firstly Grandad is absolutely loaded with cash and he wouldn't want me spending any of my profits on him, that said that's not the point, a couple of bags of his favourite jelly babies yes but a new mobility scooter definitely not, now let me tell you more. Grandad made an absolute fortune from his Rolls Royce shares and at around the time he took some profit out, he treated himself to a superb and beautifully stylish mobility scooter, not cheap I can tell you and with his appreciation and love for Rolls Royce it lead him to buy and slap a pile of Rolls Royce stickers all over it. Fast forward, The rather dishy girlfriend he now has in his life, still his carer as well but for how much longer? flogged his scooter on ebay, telling him he didn't need it and that his doctor strongly advised against the use of it, now whether that was for health reasons or his love of Nigel Mansell we don't know but that said we as a family are still awaiting evidence of this from his doctor, Dr Oetker that is and that has us all suspicious as well because we all thought he made pizza ristorante for a living. Anyways, hope the above makes my stance justified and I'm in no doubt you'll understand. Hope you have a lovely afternoon Simonthezealot and take care munchkin.