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Afternoon you crazy mad munchkin lot, oh dear oh dear the shih-tzu and kung-fu continues here I see, question is who has caused todays trouble????Icecoolie, Pokercrisps, OJ, Kammando, Bambyboy, the list goes on, anyways made a fair few phone calls today to my contacts in the business world after yesterdays cheesy news burgers so to dig further but unfortunately I've only got to speak to one of them who I've just got off the phone to and he told me not to ever contact him again, (I don't blame him I blame is wife she's nuts) so all that phone calling was a complete waste of my time but hey not to worry as I had it to waste.

Keep calm munchkins because all will be revealed soon and then we can all move on to our next chapter of utter madness.

Bonjour, Adios.

Morning you absolute Woodnutter munchkins, my boggles you've all lost the bloody plot and to be honest and extremely O fence Iv to you all, well not all but most of you, you need to stop here and now and return to education, some of you should be locked up indefinitely of course. I never ever thought I'd say this here but I'm obviously the only one here who seems to know anything about anything. £3.50p per share will be the finale not 35p. 35p stop it you bloody silly mad munchkins.

Have a lovely safe day you nutters and enjoy the lovely weather, well if it's the weather you enjoy of course not like my first girlfriend who loved thunder and lightening, Oh and don't forget the sun cream, umbrellas and stab proof vests.

Bonjour Bonjour.

Good morning crazy mad munchkins on the wacky chitter chatter board of Woody's world, just here catching up on all things Wood as I've been somewhat busy and busy busy of late as I had to find myself a new residence and what a dump I've found but beggars can't be fussy choosers but not literally a beggar although family might tell you differently as they are a bunch of charlatans, anyways thankfully it's only temporary because once I sell my Wood stock I'm getting myself a motorhome and a cat and heading for Coventry, apparently it's a lovely place to be unlike around here. My new neighbour, my boggles a self confessed spinster and I bloody well know why, I shall be on my guard that's for sure, she's got the eyes, tells me it's probably best to avoid going outdoors after 7pm, even in a heatwave I asked, yes even in a heatwave she said. Talk of rumours on Wood well let me talk of rumours here in my new location, The local vet, run by a charity I'm told, He's known as Dr Shipman of the animal world by the locals, the postmistress who I bought a stamp off, who looks old enough to me to have witnessed WW2 apparently has the local postman and courier running a narcotics distribution business and to top off the madness, the local barber apparently has spent more time cutting hair in prison than he has in public, the kids are frightened of him I'm told which may explain some of the haircuts I've seen on the kids around here, absolute madness but all just rumours of course.

Couple of things before I head off to buy a stab proof vest and a crash helmet, Miss Anglesey, did you win that contest by the way and my bloody boggles how many pints of cider had your friend drank, she needs to be avoided like a seagull wanting your fish and chips. and for the rest of you mad munchkins here, don't start picking on OJ, he's not the bad guy here is he, we all know it's 🥕

Have a lovely safe day you nutters.

Bonjour Bon Adio Adios.

Morning crazy mad munchkins of Woody's world, Oh dear I see things here are little heated at the moment and I don't think an air conditioner is going to be of any use but the Froggles has an idea to try and chill the heat down a little, well let me explain beforehand, I'm currently writing a somewhat erotic crime novel but to sum it up, it is really just about the human munchkin madness in the world we all live in, anyways I thought I'd share basically the conclusion of my writings that may help some here calm down if only for a little while and just to add apollo gee's if I offend anyone and if so, all I ask if I do is you forgive me like the husband in the this novel forgave his wife. Ok I'll get on with it......

Edmond and Eileen woke, It was Sunday morning, their day of church, Eileen say's to her husband of over 30 years Edmond,

'Morning darling, would you like me to sit on your face because I certainly want to'

Edmond replies 'Oh my dear where did that bloody come from, all our time together and you've never said such a wonderful thing but yes bloody please please' Eileen takes her position and after a short time they are wrestling on the bed together and as Edmond is struggling to recover and catch breath, Eileen whacks him one with the pillow, Edmond hits the deck out for the count. Eileen puts her knickers back on, picks up her Galaxy S25 Ultra phone and goes and locks herself in the bathroom.

Anyways to sum up, Edmond did survive and after a police investigation, Eileen was charged with attempted murder, she tried suffocating him didn't she. I just wonder why she didn't just whack him with the pillow in the first place 🤔 And yes Edmond has forgiven Eileen, and for anyone wondering, she was sentenced to 9 years but because Edmond has contacts and did forgive her, her sentence was suspended for 9 years.

Have a nice day all, Bonjour Adios.

Afternoon and evening crazy mad munchkin of Woody's world. Market now closed. My boggles what a day I've had having to deal with family I try to avoid and to be honest it's normally the other way around but hey, the nasty aunt can't dance Doreen accusing me of stealing 20k of Grandads cash to buy Woody's shares, I said how dare you, Grandad gave me a thumbs up for that loan of 20k, he might not have heard everything I said in that conversation but he did give me a thumbs up. Her reply, well not words, she tried poking me in the eye didn't she the nasty big old munchkin, far too quick for that nonsense, off like a cat and thanks to because all taught by my ex girlfriends cat who I miss every single day, he was an absolute nutcase but he was my buddy, anyways I took myself off to Sainsburys after all that stress to treat myself to a cheesecake and would you believe it because I'm certain while browsing the cheesecakes it was Doggers girl next to me filling her trolley with sweet treats, my boggles talk about leaving something for others, I know now why he takes himself on dogger patrol although I'm thinking it's actually her choice, she'd rather have the sticky pudding and custard than a dirty bugger. Just to be clear before anyone has a pop, I love horses and I am particularly fond possibly even besotted of their big lovely shaped bottoms, so don't start. that is all, thank you.

Bonjour Adios.

Good morning mad munchkins of Woody's world.

The green eyed monsters currently on duty that have no intention other than to continue to share a large part of their sad little lives with us all here at Woody's world......

The dim dumb dirty dogger donut

The crying cretin that is crusty carrot

The failing lonely aimless master debater

The stench of the shambolic sham

Bonjour Bon Adio Adios

Afternoon crazy mad munchkins of woody's world, Dirtydiggerdogger69696969 asking silly billy munchkin questions again I see.....

Let me answer the question for you Doggerdonut, Mr Wood asks Mr Banker for meetings, Mr Wood tells Mr Banker need a little more cash to ride the stormy waves Dave caused and we don't want Sidara because they've shown their true colours because after they left the office after meetings all the paper clips were missing, they stole them. Mr Banker asks show me the plan, Mr Wood shows the plan on a monopoly type board, Mr Banker says we'll transfer cash tomorrow am. Job done. Question answered, PS, Dogger stop weeing in the lay-by you dirty bugger.

Bonjour Adios.

Gooooooooood Mooooooooorning mad munchkins of Woody's world.

Here's another Sunday morning call

You hear your head-a-bangin' on the door

Slip your shoes on and then out you crawl

Into a day that couldn't give you more

But what for

And in your head do you feel

What you're not supposed to feel?

And you take what you want

But you don't get it for free

You need more time

'Cause your thoughts and words

Won't last forever more

And I'm not sure

If it'll ever work out right

But it's okay

It's alright

Noel Gallagher said.

Rumours on LSE chat board, someone has a thingy thing for JO

I even heard the same rumour on the bus the day I was going to see Grandad and his lover, well I'm pretty sure I did anyway along with lots of other gossip, it's the only reason I take the bus to be honest, listen to the gossip of the human munchkin but I've said before I need to give it up because buses are full of nutters. Aim comes here as one like to masterdebate and especially when JO is about it seems, and John said that

Bonjour Bon Adio Adios

Evening crazy mad munchkins, just got off the dog and bone to a very good buddy who I haven't actually seen for a very long time because he lives permanently in the nut house and it's far too dangerous to visit him although you can't say nut house anymore can you, so I best just call it a house with doctors in it, anyways he said it's definitely an omen that Aberdeen won the cup. Icecoolie tanked up on Moet whereas Dogger and the crew are consuming some Moyet, Alison that is 'all cried out' on repeat.

I'm off to Dominos for pizza, hope I'm served by that girl with the big beautiful green eyes again, hoping she'll slip me an extra free dip, I'll choose the honey and mustard one if she does.

Have a good evening munchkins, Bonjour Adios

Morning crazy mad muchkins, my boggles you come on here in the morning with your freshly roasted instant Lidl coffee and there's that awful awful smell again to greet you, but to be fair my brains are like Doggers, I went to Q&B yesterday bought a new lawnmower for my girlfriend then when I got to her house she reminded me she'd dumped me and the grass in the yard that I actually bought with her money was artificial. Back Q&B later for a refund. Anyways, in a weird mad world with men with perfectly groomed beards wanting to swim with the ladies down at the local pool and use the same changing facilities I think yesterdays RNS is a lovely sponge cake for the future at Wood, I don't know how many of them on the BOD have perfectly groomed beards beards and go swimming down at the local pool but still, a lovely sponge cake is a lovely sponge cake.

Bonjour Adios.

Evening you crazy mad munchkin lot, an RNS from Wood, I was going to do a backflip but thought better of it as the last one I did broke a window, Anyways I see the rotten vegetable Carrot13785123694 was completely ignored 🤣🤣 tears on his pillow, never mind you rotten munchkin and I see DickyEngland popped on 🤣🤣 no surprises there, another rotten munchkin who wants to see Wood fail like a rich tea biscuit in a hot brew all because he wants to call it right as he sold out in profit for a couple of Dominos Pizza's and a bottle of Pepsi, the thought of him missing out here be a little annoying wouldn't it Ricky, in fact tell us your initial buy in in Ricky £588.67p was it 🤣🤣

Bonjour Bon Adio Adios.

Morning crazy mad munchkins of Woody's world.

That's the bloody well problem here RoseyM, you're never out of that bloody well bar, get yourself a kebab and get yourself home you munchkin.

The future is bright.

Dogger69 the son of a Barry who drove a Ford Cortina, he was unemployed, untrustworthy and a fantasist 'Like Father like son'

Bonjour Adios.

Morning morning morning mad munchkins of Woody's world and beyond, my my boggles ....

Dogger69; What do you think will happen Sham89 🤣🤣

He must think we're all bingo balls, he certainly never left his brains in a lay-by as he wasn't born with any, his Mother was absolutely fuming with his Father only his Father told her 'He's our Barry's not mine, in fact I'm pretty sure I know what day it was as our Barry past me in his Ford Cortina that morning heading your way when I was on my way to work, blame Barry not me, I'm off the pub.

Have a nice day you crazy nutty humans, Bonjour Adios.

Morning mad munchkins, Hey Bobs you better make sure you bloody well do keep the info firing through otherwise me and Rocks will be hunting you down in the transit van and when we find you, you'll be in the back of it quicker than you can say 'Ken you coconut' we'll then have it tickled out of you, you've been warned. Have a nice day, Bonjour Bonjour.

Morning you crazy mad crazy munchkins, Ok Ok Ok MrFonzo is bing bang on I shall now do as MrFlyer only I'm going under water back to my pondlife but but but one last thing before I do.......

Landownerboner, your name on here was going to be LandRover wasn't it come on munchkin you know I'm right and then you thought on didn't you as it's a rusty rusty old bucket you drive around in and you thought nah Landowner it is and then people will think I've got a big roverboner with land in my assets but then the mask fell off which is what normally happens with those who masquerade.

SirGoatilcious, chicken and mushroom definitely not, an intake of mushrooms would probably see me in the company of the local constabulary and that aside only ever beef and tomato when there are ladies in the room, it works every time, well for about 5 minutes it does anyway.

Bonjour Adios.

Evening, morning, afternoon mad mad crazy munchkins of Woody's world, I see the nincompoops are still seeking their sunshine

I have dug this out of my record collection for them, it's from my DJ days, I was a big hit in many local villages once upon a time , DJ Pot Noodle was how I was known as I could spin my records while eating a Pot Noodle, give it a try you'll realise just how talented I am, anyways here we go......... Bonjour Adios

Take a look at me

Wired to a machine

I never would believe it

This can't be happening

Boxes that go beep

Little lights that leap

Tapping on a keyboard

What's happening to me?

And when the electricity

Starts to flow

The fuse that's on my sanity

Got to blow

System addict

I never can get enough

System addict

Never can give it up, oh, no

goooood mooooorning crazy mad munchkins , well i did say previously not many munchkins left here now unfortunately. miss you guys and darlings, oops i don't think you can say darling anymore,

anyways maggie magistrate thought better of sending me back to where there is no room for a hedgehog never mind a human, sentenced to a 100 hours as a community volunteer litter picking, happy days i can do blindfolded with the amount of litter picking i did after the ex girlfriends cat. asked if i had anything to say before our law meeting came to an end, i said 'these absolute numpties who have put me in this room in front of you need to get there very large lazy ****s on woody's chitter chatter board on lse, there is some absolute nut cases on there who need locking up, to think these people are out on our streets people watching for prey, i fear for our pensioners and dwarfs in the community your magistrate, that is all thank you.

bonjour bonjour

question: why is he 'dogger69'

because it's too little to get it up????????

adios, bonjour.

RE: Suspension means? Very simply… The accounts are late.

Morning mad munchkins, I say that but my boggles not many munchkins left here now.

The butchers dog would bark in anger at dogger69 and not sniff his bottom in a friendly manner whereas dogger69 is unpleasant if not a dangerous human bottom sniffer, anyways off to magistrates 'again' (It wasn't me) although it was and all I said to him was.....

'you're carrying on like a big girl only you have a sausage between your legs, well I presume you do and you're trying to intimidate me which is comical at the same time and you need to stop approaching the kids in the street because they don't want to play football with you'

My solicitor has told me to a pack a bag.

Bonjour Bonjour

Morning crazy mad munchkins of Woody's mad world, my boggles this chitter chatter board has gone absolute roasted salted peanuts. No further comment other than.....

I'm giving 3 price predictions, thank you.

33p 66p 99p

Bonjour mad humans.

Correction: One further comment...... Dogger69 definitely has an odour issue.

Adios.

Afternoon and in to the evening crazy mad munchkins of Woody's world, Hey Hey my my Dogger69.....

Dogger69 Dogger69, he's feeling fine cause he's a troll and a swine

Dogger69 Dogger69, he's never invested cause he hasn't got a dime

That is Dogger69, Dogger69, so don't waste of your time anymore on Dogger69

Dogger69 Dogger69

Dogger69 Dogger69

Fade out....

Not exactly rock and roll munchkins but hey hey my my that only took me the time of a toss of a coin and a couple of pancakes and normally that would take me many weeks to compose so I've amazed myself for once. Have a lovely evening you nutters. Bonjour Bonjour.

PS Some of the investment brains on here are pretty cool, wish I had a brain like so instead of wasting it on being a plonker, maybe in my next life I'll do better even if I just come back for a week as a daddy long legs.